So I used the "congratulations" one on a boy that seemed interested but was obviously playing me and it worked like a charm!

Me: "congratulations!!"
Him: "haha on what?"
Me: "i was thinking of you...congratulations "
Him: "haha you free this afternoon? im on my way home from work"
Me: "nahh i work til close"
Him: "aah! most unfortunate"
Me: "haha yeah for you maybe "
Him: "haha guess i'll have to sette on tv"


And then i didnt respond...just left him hanging.
Feel like it would work perfectly on girls too. And if a girl ever uses this against you, this might look like the lines she might use.

very good stuff ill field test a few and let post it in this thread in the next few days

these are ace man, but i prefer the simple ones, esp if you know the girl, like

**Kiss**

simple right to the point and you always get a good reaction out of it

im gonna use the smile one today with this chick, well see what happens

OMG, Stop talking to me! (Cocky Funny text opener)

-Tech

Rawr!

-Tech

Here's one that just happened yesterday. Used with someone whom you have a connection established.

Me: Alright, well expect a call from me later.
Her: I can't wait!
Me: lol In that case I'm sorry to make you.
Her: Don't worry, I'll live.
(this is the line)Me: Well that's a relief. You had me worried for a second. If you hadn't told me, I might have done something drastic.


It got a laugh, which was all I needed for the call later to be superb. Thanks for starting the list though, I've used a couple already with much success. Shalom.

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Cohath

You: *send blank*
Her: "Uh...you sent me a blank msg" (etc)
You: "I think my phone misses your phone."

Worked for me ^_^

Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy




ahhahaahhhhaahhaha

This one always works for me...

During night around the time she goes to sleep....


ME: If u r awake den do me a favour....


Delete this message and go to sleep....(c & F)

How about this one for a Text?

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

I sent the "Aliens are abducting all the sexy ppl..." txt to three different girls.

I didn't get one reply back.

Another one I saw on another thread, "Stop thinking about me and pay attention to work/school!" got back a positive reply though

Her: "lol, i've been discovered!"

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Every event that befalls you is absolutely the best possible event that could occur - Zen and the Art of Happiness

the 69 one is the best

when i get phone numbers at a club or bar i like to shoot them a text.
its always something little but fun.
for example
"hope the bed bugs bite."

Uhm wow I just got a pretty cute girl's number (hb7-8) on facebook chat.... (lol)

My opener was "you're slacking"... that totally catches girls off guard!
calling her silly... making fun of her.. then pulling by giving a compliment
SHE offered to give me her number, too. "have to get off but you can text me if youd like" ... "why sure you seem like a cool girl buuut...."

I tried atleast 4 or 5 on the first page today I got a few lols and smiles but on a few of them like hug a retard and the my weekend can beat up your weekend failed miserably