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 Post subject: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:26 pm 
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Hi guys this is my first time posting besides my intro,I only just started sarging in the last few weeks,the change in me and how people respond to me has been amazing,random people in he street are always saying Hi including plenty of HB's,the chakra's must be in alignment or something. :mrgreen:
So I am 43 and married so my game has an extra layer of difficulty.
* Ski milf-I was out night skiing and called into the pub for a break,in the centre of the pub was a hot milf all by herself,I grabbed a beer sat down within eyesight,before I took the first sip she was eye humping me across the room,holy shit awesome.I played it cool fiddled with my phone,2 guys were buying her drinks but neither were sitting down o talk to her.
I approach and open with a why aren't you out skiing,I just sit down at her table and we start chatting.It turns out she is here with her girlfriends,she makes it very clear she is available,at one point we were interrupted by one of the guys buying her drinks who is very drunk he eventually moves on and we continue,we get on great and I am getting plenty of ioi,I am now running out of time to close and then she asks me the question that stumps me Are you married ? Hmmmm how do I answer that one ?? I panic and I lie ,and I am a terrible liar and it throws me off my game,I make my excuse to leave and I eject.
In retrospect I should have had a clear plan how to close,several excellent lines came to me after the fact,I also had planned to be honest about my marital status and just accept the outcome,I should have stuck to my guns .I am 99% sure I could have f closed if I had planned it better,you live and learn. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:03 pm 
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* testing the theory
And my theory is,do you often get that gut feeling that a woman is interested,based on nothing more than a vibe,sure there might be ioi's but they're subtle and sometimes you don't see them.I have a few like this.a neighbour,a school mum and 2 hired guns I regularly see....I want them. :) I better to test this out first.
I am lucky,my job takes me into the homes of bored housewives .I have except for 1 time when I was an apprentice kept it in my pants at work,despite plenty of interest from said housewives.
So to test my new skills I decided to relax the keep in pants rule. :wink:
I did some work for a woman,she had a boyfriend but I new she was interested,she is not my normal type but I wanted to test the theory.I returned to her house on the pretense of a lost tool,I was really flirty with my body language and we number swapped so she could call me if she found my tool.
Day 2 Bright and early next day I receive a text from her,her boyfriend was pissed I showed up,I apologize for any trouble I caused and she texts how he is jealous of everyone,we make some other small talk about her boyfriend,and then she gives me the opening I need,"he(the boyfriend) is hopefully going home on thursday",without hesitation I jump on it,"so is that the day we get up to no good ?" ,she responds "I hope so it's about time I had some fun".......It's on.the next week is some of the hottest texting I ever had ,she reveals her wildest fantasies this girl is a firecracker waiting to go off.We meet at her place when the bf is away and I bj close.At this point I will most likely eject as she is not really my type,but theory is tested and ready for production. :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:12 pm 
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first Foray into sarging
So I thought to get some practice sarging,I been sarging all the time when I am out and about and opening all kinds of people...what a blast,I kove seeing peoples eyes light up when I engage them.
Time to put all of this into practice,I went out to a club/casino with the goal of F closing that night....high hopes eh!!. :lol:
At the slot machines I saw a cute little redhead,I approached with "is this where all the lucky machines are ?" I got a weak "IDK" .I told her "well you're no good to me then" I got a giggle and moved on returning later and sitting next to an old lady who was close by.I opened the old lady with some funny small talk when I hear a little snigger from the the redhead.
I turn around and say "are you laughing at me ?" ,this spurs a conversation,I introduce myself ,we get on like a house on fire,lots of ioi's ,she's keen,the night comes to an end and she asks me what I am doing now?.....I go for it with " wanna come back and watch a movie" her face crumples Oh shit!! .I can tell she wants to but something is holding her back.I say goodnight......I still got this
I leave it a week and ring her at work,she is happy I remembered where she works and I number close.I text her my number and here nothing for a week...late fri night I get a Hi what are you doing ?
I'm busy and don't reply until next day,I set up a date to go bowling on mon night.
We have fun bowling,I greeted her with a hug/kiss,all good ,we are both giving lots of kino.
It turns out she is married ,but according to her it's all bit over and she is only married now for financial reasons,as she says it's complicated,I say my situation is similar and leave out too much detail.

Back to the game,I tell her I will kick her ass at bowling,we tease each other and I suggest putting a wager on the game,it's agreed that the loser has to give a neck/shoulder massage,it also has to be lying down 8) .....I lose.There is lots of sexual talking ,especially about me losing so I can get my hands all over her body.We talk about going back to a hotel so she can claim her winnings,she shit tests me with a "I will think about" I laugh it off with a yeah right .
We are walking back to the cars and she shit tests me again with " we don't have to do anything tonight,I have work tomorrow",I was a bit stumped so I just say "it's up to you" and give myself a mental slap.
We get to the car,we make out and she agrees to follow me in her car,I drive to the hotel and wait....and wait...15mins now ...she flaked ....Biiiiitch!!!! so close..ah well.....NEEEEEEEEEEXT!!


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:35 am 
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Had a little rest from playing then by chance I ran into an old friend,she is astually my friends ex but I knew her before they got hitched,we never hooked up as I was taken and she knows my wife,but she always triggered my naughty girl detector.
So we were chatting and ended up having dinner together.It was great catching up ,she was showing me pics on her phone,so I just moved up real close,I knew I was in anyway,some girls just give you that look....you know the one ,it's the green light look.So I just put my arm around her ,she made a quick call to her ex to see if he was bringing the kids home that night..Nope...would of caused a scandal if he found out.
Well you know the rest...poor girl didn't know what hit her,she was amazed at how quick I got her done.LOL
GIT ER DUN :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:45 am 
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School Mom
Hi guys ,been a while since I have been on here.Have been behaving myself..well until recently.
There is a mom at my daughters school,I have been eyeing her off for the last 3 years,she is just my type.
I made friends with her but it was very hard to see her as I do not go there too often and as it turned out she was avoiding me LOL
Things came to a head when I bumped into her at the shopping centre,I invited her to coffee which she declined saying she had to get her nails done..but the nail bar was closed.Long story short we had coffee.I really enjoy her company ,could have sat there all day and she is very attractive,long blonde hair and smouldering blue eyes....and they were her downfall,say whatever you like with your mouth but your eyes always speak the truth and hers were telling me exactly what she wanted.
Under the pretence of sending her some school pics she gave me her number


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:26 pm 
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School Mom
Hi guys ,been a while since I have been on here.Have been behaving myself..well until recently.
There is a mom at my daughters school,I have been eyeing her off for the last 3 years,she is just my type.
I made friends with her but it was very hard to see her as I do not go there too often and as it turned out she was avoiding me LOL
Things came to a head when I bumped into her at the shopping centre,I invited her to coffee which she declined saying she had to get her nails done..but the nail bar was closed.Long story short we had coffee.I really enjoy her company ,could have sat there all day and she is very attractive,long blonde hair and smouldering blue eyes....and they were her downfall,say whatever you like with your mouth but your eyes always speak the truth and hers were telling me exactly what she wanted.
Under the pretence of sending her some school pics she gave me her number
3 years? Who's been railing her while you are waiting to make your move?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:42 am 
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3 years? Who's been railing her while you are waiting to make your move?

Don't know don't care !!


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:49 am 
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Closed the deal yesterday..and again today .She won't be able to walk for a week :wink:

Girls are a backwards bunch,she was avoiding me all this time because she had a crush on me ?


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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
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Closed the deal yesterday..and again today .She won't be able to walk for a week :wink:

Girls are a backwards bunch,she was avoiding me all this time because she had a crush on me ?
Yep

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 Post subject: Re: Tomcat's shenanigans
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:22 am 
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Wow !! Having fun with this one ..it would seem anything goes and I mean ANYTHING !!

Also while I was at work I came across a cute little asian girl in her daisy dukes who wandered over my way and struck up a conversation.....got her number :D


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