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shameless11 PUA Forum Enthusiast
Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 85
Location: Central Jersey Reputation: 18.7   votes: 2


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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: Three strange text messages I recieved... Wow. |
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Yesterday i got laid. I'll spare you the details, lets just say, four hours worth of fucking/foreplay, several several orgasms for her, and a bit of non-period related bleeding (she was extremely wet but felt very tight).
Me: I had fun yesterday, you? Still sore?
Her: No not sore, just pissed my mom got the message before me. she told me to go on birth control. she still doesnt know. sometimes my mom just doesnt leave my shit alone.
Me: holy shit lol, my bad
This morning
Her: I just went to the gyno. you ripped my cervix. lol.
Me: wow, no way.
Her: yep. no worries, its just weird to walk. ill be fine in a week.
This is the second girl this has happened to.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. |
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JSmooth PUA Forum Leader
Joined: 20 Oct 2007 Posts: 2448
Location: Nashville Reputation: 278.1   votes: 25


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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Stop having sex with petite women, LOL!!! Just kidding, I wouldn't worry about it. She was obviously enjoying herself during, and that is what matters the most. If you guys had a good time, then don't worry yourself about it too much.  |
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LoveMonkey PUA Forum Addict
Joined: 31 Aug 2007 Posts: 248
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| omg you animal haha |
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smudge Member of PUA Forum
Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 161
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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RESPECT!  |
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CockStaR PUA Forum Enthusiast
Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 38
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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| RESPECT X2!!! |
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yogaballfairy New to PUA Forum
Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 27
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| il ask wat everyone wants to know. How big is ur kawk |
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shameless11 PUA Forum Enthusiast
Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 85
Location: Central Jersey Reputation: 18.7   votes: 2

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:30 am Post subject: |
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| 7 inches fully erect, maybe 2.5 inches soft. im a grower not a shower. 8inches in the morning on a good day. average/slightly above average. its all about technique. |
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96Firebird PUA Forum Zealot
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 350
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 am Post subject: |
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Using knives is no technique.  |
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dman PUA Forum Enthusiast
Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Posts: 79
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:44 am Post subject: |
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| shameless11 wrote: | | 7 inches fully erect, maybe 2.5 inches soft. im a grower not a shower. 8inches in the morning on a good day. average/slightly above average. its all about technique. | stop fucking such sexy women you won't be so big and hard from them |
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mOlis_pir3s Member of PUA Forum
Joined: 13 Feb 2008 Posts: 129
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:59 am Post subject: |
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was looking for this post all over the forum..dude i just did the same thing to a girl im seeing the other night..
how long did you have to wait?
was it weird the next time you had sex with her? |
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Hobbit PUA Forum Leader
Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 904
Location: The Shire Reputation: 112.5   votes: 11


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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| the_cube wrote: | was looking for this post all over the forum..dude i just did the same thing to a girl im seeing the other night..
how long did you have to wait?
was it weird the next time you had sex with her? |
You may want to go to his profile and get his AIM off this site. He hasn't visited the forum in a month or two. |
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mOlis_pir3s Member of PUA Forum
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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oh yeah...fuck..thanks man  |
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Triple R New to PUA Forum
Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Posts: 11
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:38 am Post subject: |
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| haha! damn dude it's happened before, u must have some "Black" in u. when u guys go out on a third date she's gonna show up in a wheel chair. lol. |
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Archangel White Rose PUA Forum Zealot
Joined: 31 Aug 2007 Posts: 464
Location: New York Reputation: 67.2   votes: 5


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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:04 am Post subject: |
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| Fuck them any harder and their head will come off. THAT'S when you should be worried. |
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Daywalker225xxxx PUA Forum Enthusiast
Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 96
Location: Lafayette,LA. Reputation: 21.5   votes: 1

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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:33 pm Post subject: Three strange text messages I recieved... Wow. |
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| What really sucks is that psychologically, she's going to equate having that happen to her to you, and you're going to have to wait before you can bust that ass again! I have done that to chicks before myself and you have to remember that what goes on during an [color=yellow]"encounter" is mainly under your control. Have fun but don't ruin the girl for life. I'm not trying to brag, but speaking as a black dude, I can tell you this: [color=red]Just because you are capable of something, doesn't mean you should always do it. Which would you rather have 1 night of bliss or 1000 nights? Just points to ponder, man! However, as long as she keeps coming back, you can keep doing what you've been doing (It's obviously working) but just remember, You control the set! |
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