My name is Meatloaf. I am the nice guy that always believed in treating a woman right, being a beacon of stability, and being honest and always doing the right thing. Needless to say I never had much luck with the ladies, and when I did, it was just that: Luck. A couple years ago I was in a long term relationship and I honestly thought I would marry her. She left me completely bewildered, and wanted to "see other people." (Go back to the guy who used to treat her like shit)

Needless to say I reinvented myself. I lost 80 lbs (yeah I was a fatass), I moved out on my own (that lived with my parents), I bought a new truck, got a new job, went to school. I became who I wanted to be.

About a year ago I got lucky again. I fell for a 10. A legit honest to God 10 (at least on the surface). We were together for almost a year, and I stuck by her through shit most people would just shake their heads at. We broke up and a week later she was with some drug dealer. Then I heard she was pregnant. Then I heard he hit her. Then they broke up and she tried to come running back to me, I waited about a week or so to see if it was worth it, and then she went back to him.

I am 22 years old, a college student who works full time to support myself, and I am a legitimate nice guy.

But I asked myself: "Why cant I pick up women like all the dumbass jerks can?! I have so much more to offer." Then I started looking around. I talked to my friends who always had women, I started subscribing to DeAngelo's E-mails, I read Neil Strauss' The Game, I started watching countless Youtube videos of the Mystery Method, and Ive started reinventing myself.

This past Thursday I decided to go out with my friends, and it was the first time I went out after developing my skills, so I decided to just go all out, and approach any girl I thought looked cute and put everything to the test. Lets just say I was damned surprised. Here's how the night went:



Its me and my five guy buddies. We went out to the college bars and the first bar we were at was slightly empty. We are all sitting at a table at the end of the bar enjoying drinks and such, and there is this blond girl at the other end of the bar, but shes flirting shamelessly with the bartender, then two other girls walk in and sit one seat over from the blond. So I decide to go try some stuff on the three of them. I walk up and put myself in the empty seat between the two, and I call the bartender over, I ask him to deliver five Smirnoff Ice' to the table with my friends. This catches the girls attention, gets the bartender out of my hair, and makes all my friends go crazy for Icing them. The blond all of a sudden wheels around and starts talking to me. So I use my Rain Boots opener on her (asking her a fashion question about guys wearing those ugly ass rubber rain boots that girls always trot around in when its wet out.) We talk fore a few minutes and then I excuse myself and walk back over to my friends, this is where I start to realize how much this stuff works. The blond FOLLOWED ME OVER AND TRIED TALKING TO ME IN FRONT OF FIVE OTHER GUYS. So we chat for a little while, and my friends tell me that were moving on to the next place, so I escort the blond back to the bar, and she asks me if she can have my necklace (Mardi Gras beads with a medallion on it) I ask her if she is a theif, to which she replies no, and I tell her I want it back next time I see her.

The next place we go to is a two level bar, and I approach a black chick at the bar. (I'm white and usually not attracted to black girls, but this girl was CUTE with blue eyes and soft skin) So I walk right up to her feeling more and more confident as the night went on, and I started talking to her, and I told her I had something bold to tell her, and I made her lean in o hear me and I told her how I'm usually not attracted to black girls be she was really cute. Eventually we kept talking and she started hugging me and touching me and giving me plenty of IOI's. I eventually got bored and walked downstairs, where for the life of me I don't understand why I did this but somehow it worked, I sat next to the bouncer and started talking to him. After awhile I guess he started thinking I was an alright dude, and he started letting me check ID's of girls coming in. I had blond, brunette, red, and black haired girls in short dresses introducing themselves to me, touching my arms, hitting on me, asking my name and all sorts of shit. It gave me great experience talking to gorgeous girls I had never met, and neging them, making them laugh, and interacting with them.

After awhile I went back upstairs to find my friends and we went to another place. at the new place I was hanging out with my friends at the bar, and there was another blond girl that I kinda knew through a mutual friend, but she is a total bitch and hangs out with morons, so I ignored her the entire night, and the very next night she sent me a message on FB with her phone number trying to get me to go out with her on Saturday. So anyways, I'm at the bar with my friends and this cute blond girl grabs me on my shoulder, turns me around, and pushes me up on the bar and throws herself into me. She starts touching my chest and my arms and telling me how much she likes my shirt, and how good it looks on me and how cute I am. (Proof that peacocking works) I was much more drunk than she was at the time so I said thank you and talked to her for like five minutes about stuff I don't remember. The whole time shes in my arms and rubbing me all over, and then I notice that she had left some dude to come over and talk to me, and he was awkwardly standing in the corner of the bar. If I wasn't so drunk I would have number closed or just taken her with me, but I excused myself as me and my friends left to go get some food.

As me and two of my friend were waiting for a pizza we ordered we met a group of four girls that came to talk to us and they were all fawning over me as I neged them and played cocky/funny to them.




Overall I would say I wont drink anymore when I go out. Id rather sip on some soda and number close one of the 8 or so women I met. I definitely know I can do it because Ive seen how this shit works.


-M