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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:06 pm 
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This works best at a bar / lounge. Walk up to a girl very seductively, with head high and lots of eye contact, anything to build anticipation... then you say in your suavest voice:

"Have you taken Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?"

If you do it right, her and her friends will lose their shit. But you've gotta keep a straight face until she tells you she's not religious, or whatever.

Then suddenly you break character and say, "Oh thank God. I hate girls who are Bible thumpers; they never put out," or whatever. You can take it from there in a million different directions.

With one line you've not only broken the ice, but you've demonstrated that you have confidence and a sense of humor.

(Sorry to the Christians on the board who might find this post offensive -- if it's any comfort, I'm just trying to be a good Samaritan to guys who want some action.)

I just thought of this, so I haven't had a chance to try it in the field. But feel free to give it a try yourselves and let me know how it works.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:49 am 
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OMFG i WILL use this tomorrow


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:33 am 
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Awesome. I will try it today.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:18 pm 
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I want to try this I love dry-bullshitting people with dry humour

"SERIOUSLY???"
"no not really"

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:23 pm 
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Dude this opener sounds awesome!

I used to be a pretty hardcore evangelical before becoming an atheist so i think i could get away with this lol


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:32 pm 
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I did this a few times,it works good.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:58 pm 
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i know a better one....

'' hey you look like jezus christ ''

natural games owns don't it ;)

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:10 pm 
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I'm glad you guys like it. The reason it works is that it's a bold and spontaneous thing, to walk up to strangers and make this joke. Also, it creates an air of mystery, because they thought you were one kind of guy based on your appearance, then the Christ line made them think you were a totally different guy... and once the joke is revealed, they're not quite sure who you are -- except that you're bold and funny and spontaneous. You have created a great deal of curiosity; she's dying to know your true self. Just be sure to peel back your layers slowly.

Finally, the line creates tension (Is this one of those Jesus freaks? How do I/we get out of this politely?), and the punchline releases that tension, which is a big emotional swing in the course of 5-10 seconds. On a subconscious level, women are very impressed with a man who can make them feel strong emotions in the first moments he talks to them.

Also, there's not really any way to get rejected, per se, because the rejection is part of what makes it work. She says, "No, I'm not interested" and you say, "Good, because I think you're kind of cute. I just wanted to make sure you weren't a Jesus freak. I'm Tim."

You come off as a fearless, self-amusing guy.

I should mention that it works best with multiple women, as opposed to a lone girl or a mixed set.


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this so fucking genius, I'll try it.


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Man this sounds so fucking money! I gotta try it :)


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Its f**kn awesome, but what if she says

"yes, as a matter of fact i have accepted him..."

then what?


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Its f**kn awesome, but what if she says

"yes, as a matter of fact i have accepted him..."

then what?
Then you, my friend, just saved yourself time and money.

Seriously, there's not much chance you'll find a hot, born-again Christian girl in a super-cruisy place, but if you do, then it's probably because she wants to spend a night with the devil.


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hahaha i love it


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:32 pm 
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Hey! A guy from Simple Pickup borrowed my patented opener while picking up girls on ABC Nightline!

Check it out, at the 3:30 mark.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OhW83s3 ... ture=g-all


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:47 pm 
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Yea this is gold I'd like to share this on my website! Really solid stuff.
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