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Jay Wa
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 Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject: The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa) |
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What to say in comfort stage:
"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."
Short, sweet, and works like a charm.
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What to say when she starts acting up:
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - You
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What to say at the introduction:
"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
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kaala
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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before.
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.
me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk
3 seconds pause
she: ups, water (laughts)
another one
me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same
me: is it 37?
its usually 37, but you can never be sure about it:) |
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| Jay Wa wrote: | Some more shit like this if she starts acting up.
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - Me |
That one is good I'll remember that. |
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Jay Wa
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What to say when she calls you out on something:
"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
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What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear):
"Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You
"Yeah." -Her
"What a coincidence, so do I!!!" -You
The trick is to act really enthusiastic about it, like it's uncommon. I have never met a girl that didn't find it funny!
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Jay Wa
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What to say when she calls:
"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You
Delivery is very important for this one.
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What to say when she is nervous:
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You |
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Jay Wa
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What to say at the hook point:
"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You
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| Jay Wa wrote: | What to say at the hook point:
"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You |
Awesome! More please  |
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| Jay Wa wrote: | What to say when she is nervous:
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You |
maybe as an opener aswell. if u can cold read some shy girl |
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What to say when she tries to bring you down:
"Why are you so happy?" - Her
"I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You
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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You
She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.
"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You
This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.
"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You
Use this last one only if you really have to. |
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| Some great stuff there mate. Keep it up! Also for the record, yoink! |
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