What to say in comfort stage:
"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."
Short, sweet, and works like a charm.
What to say when she starts acting up:
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - You
What to say at the introduction:
"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
What to say when she calls you out on something:
"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear):
"Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You
"What a coincidence, so do I!!!" -You
The trick is to act really enthusiastic about it, like it's uncommon. I have never met a girl that didn't find it funny!
What to say when she calls:
"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You
Delivery is very important for this one.
What to say when she is nervous:
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You
What to say at the hook point:
"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You
What to say when she tries to bring you down:
"Why are you so happy?" - Her
"I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You
What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You
She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.
"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You
This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.
"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You
Use this last one only if you really have to.
What to say at the kiss close:
Preface: Sometimes it takes a greater dedication to take it to the next level. My only advice is to keep advancing, keep moving forward. But also read her body language as well. Timing is the most important element and Kasey should be performed only after kino-escalation.
My friends and I refer to a kiss-close as "Kasey" (i.e. Kiss Close = KC= Kasey). So if you're wing is pushing you to kiss close, he would say something like, "Hey, did you see Kasey over there?" Ya get it?
And now for the tease routine:
"Hey, I got something for ya. Remind me to give it to you later." - You (plant the seed)
"Hey, so where's my present?" - Her
"Okay, close your eyes and open your hand." - You
After she complies, hold her by the hand and kiss her.
"But that was only for you, so don't go around telling everybody I'm giving away free shit!" - You
What to write on her wall (i.e. Facebook/Myspace):
(Insert name here), your priorities suck! But I think you will be okay if you follow the steps I provided below:
Step 1: Build up the courage to actually call me
Step 2: Get in your car and start driving
Step 3: Turn up the music and sing/dance/etc.
Step 4: I'll take care of the rest...
What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):
"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." - You
What to say at the approach:
"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You
"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You
"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."
The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!
What to say as a disqualifier:
(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)
"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You
What to say when you run out of other things to say:
"Hey, do you wear glasses?"- You
"Oh, that sucks, I guess you can't see how good looking I am."- You
What to text your girlfriend when she is having a bad day:
"You're silly, you're kind of weird, and you're a bit too cute at times...but I like you anyway "- You
How to set a time-constraint on your phone call
For example, if the time is 8:00, you say:
"Hey, I got to let you go at 8:12"- You
"Why 8:12?"- Her
"Well, I got SO much shit to do at 8:13"- You
What to say when she asks what you do for a living:
"So what do you do?" - Her
A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You
B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You
C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You
These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.
What to say to build rapport:
"Did you know that the best compliment you can give to a woman is to simply repeat her name?" -You
"Yeah...For instance, what's your sister's name?" -You
"So the next time you get off the phone with Kelly, tell her, 'I love you Kelly,' or 'Great talking to you Kelly.' Then notice the difference...And you can even test her by seeing if she says your name at the end of your next conversation." -You
*For bonus points, repeat her name as you say goodbye.*
"People care about their own name more than every other name in the world combined." - Dale Carnegie
What to say to the bartender: (post hook-point)
"You know, there is a paradox in becoming a bartender." - You
"Oh really. And what is that?" - Her
"You meet so many people, but you don't really meet anybody at all." - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, you can talk to a lot of people, but you can't ever get to know them; you are on that side and they are always on the other. Even if you liked the person, it would never work because you would always look at him as the guy from the bar." - You
*Most bartenders will agree with you, but they will also try to counter that notion. So you can follow it up with something like...
"Don't get me wrong here, I think you're a cool person, but I wouldn't even bother asking for your number." - You
Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):
"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" - Her
What to say to take her home:
(Note: Say this when after the kiss close, and after the hook point...I will admit that it is a bit forward)
"I'm having a lot of fun. I think we should get lunch tomorrow." - You
"Yea, absolutely." - Her
"Well, what time do you think we'll wake up?" (smile) - You
(This is great because it makes the implication without blatantly stating your intentions. Even if she doesn't want to go home with you, it still gives you an out. For example, if she denies, you could respond with, "I meant what time am I picking you up?...Haha, you thought I was that easy?")
What to say on her birthday:
(Note: For this routine, you will need a box of matches.)
"I bet you I can make you feel young again" (smile) -You
"Um, okay." - Her
(Light one of your matches and hold it close to her face.)
"Make a wish and blow out the candle." -You
(After she complies and blows out the match.)
"And I already know what you wished for! Close your eyes and open your hand so I can give it to you." -You
[i](Hold her hand and kiss her.)
End of Routine.
How to kiss close in the first two minutes:
When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:
"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You
Post-date follow-up: What to text for a second date
(Note: You don't ask the question, but you don't directly tell her either...)
"I think I'm gonna wanna party again on Friday! Lucky you, haha"
What to say to keep her interested:
"Hey, help me finish this drink." - You (feeding her the drink)
"No, no, haha." - Her
Then just stare into her eyes with a strait face.
"Come on, just put in your mouth." - You
Use this one when you've already had some history with her.
How to Demonstrate Higher Value:
This is more of a technique, rather than a one-liner. I can't believe I haven't posted this up already! All you gotta do in conversation is...reverse the pronouns.
"Do you mind if I entertain you over a drink?" - You (before)
"Do you mind entertaining me over a drink?" - You (after)
"How bout I take you out for dinner sometime." - You (before)
"How bout you take me out for dinner sometime." - You (after)
Ah, the beauty of simple semantics!
What to text as a statement of interest:
"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
The "Paper, Rock, Scissors" Routine:
"I bet you my next drink that I can beat you in paper/rock/scissors." - You
"Alright." - Her
If she throws paper:
"I knew you were going to throw paper! It's in your personality. You just got your nails done and you want me to appreciate your manicure. Sorry, I don't do well with high maintenance girls." -You
If she throws scissors:
"The only reason you threw scissors is because it looks cool. Well, you don't have to try so hard to impress me!" -You
If she throws rock:
"Most girls throw rock because they have to feel emotionally superior and powerful. But I didn't think you were one of those kids." -You
FYI, I noticed the following trend with women:
Master PUAs only: the 'she has a boyfriend but you wanna kiss her anyway' routine:
*use only to test the waters, after the hook-point, and after she's already mentioned something about a boyfriend.
"So, just out of curiosity, what do you consider 'cheating' in a relationship?" - You
"Anything beyond the limits of a friendship [or something to that effect]" - Her
"I only ask because I've noticed that a lot of women don't really have a fixed definition for what they call 'cheating.'" - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, for instance, do you consider kissing cheating?" - You
"Yeah, that's probably cheating" - Her
"I think I see where your coming from, but what if we were just really close friends?" - You
you:can you keep a secret
you: prove it! tell me one so i got something on you
HB: (insert stupid girl secret here)
you: okay heres mine, whisper something like "im going to the mall tomarrow, dont tell anyone because i wont be in the mood to sign autographs."
How to kino-escalate in the first thirty seconds:
In order to build comfort, it is important to touch a girl quickly and in a non-offensive manner. Literally, you can do this from the moment you meet her.
"Hey, I'm [insert your name here]" - You
When she extends her hand, you do one of three things: (a) teach her a secret handshake; (b) play her in thumb war; or (c) continually shake her hand as you're holding the conversation (if she's cool, she'll keep shaking your hand).
How to break off the question, "do you even remember my name?!"
Me: "Names are overrated, I just want to remember your face. Your Angelina Jolie and I'm Brad Pitt."
Field tested, USDA approved.
Here next response was.....
Her: "Wow, you are really good at picking up women, huh?"
Me: "Usually only when they are about 185 pounds and under, can't bench anymore than that. You're really good at picking up sexy men, huh? (smiles widely while pointing to self)."
"How tall are you?"
Her response: 5'4 or whatever it may be, if as long as she is shorter than you say this..
"omg, you are sooo adorable, i could totally stick you in my pocket and show you off whenever i want at work!"
"omg this is awesome, i can totally stick you in my lunch box and have you as my lil snack pudding, but if you are bad, i will trade you for some fruit snacks."
"omg, this is great, i can totally stick you in my pocket and whenever i have a fight or something ill throw you out like my very own pokemon" (for those who have a really dorky sense of humor)
For tall girls
"Well, i'm not gonna lie, i really wanna just turn you into my own personal jungle gym"
Pull-Up on Arms Routine:
Look at a girls arm and squeeze it as if you are seeing how strong she is.
"oh wow, look at you, have you been working out?"
Her response: blah blah
Pull her arm and get her to flex it or sometimes they do it themselves
Grab their arm and pretend you are doing pull ups on it and go, "1....a billion, oh wow that was a good work out. It looks like i found my new body guard to save me from all the horny girls who are trying to take me home."
The Hug Me Routine:
"Hey, are you a good hugger? They say you can tell a lot from how a person hugs. Anything below a 5, Cold and bad lover. But 5 and above, warm and passionate."
Put your hand up and she will squeeze you soooo hard but don't wrap your arms around her and be like,
"oh wow, that's like a 5.5" or "hmmm i give that an 8.7, you can do so much better!"
She will give you another hug. Have fun with this.
The Greedy Peck my Cheeks Routine:
ill tell a girl, kiss my cheek and she complies. Ill tell her to kiss my other cheek to balance it out, she complies.
Then i go, one more. Get her to comply. As she comes, back off and make her miss and go, "omg i knew you were a greedy one!"
Pat on the Ass Routine:
"Hey, check out this ass."(turn around and point to it)
"You like that huh, you won't smack it"
They will smack it! But you obviously this is during mid-game never an opener. I mean, maybe it can be. Give it a try.
The Dimples Routine:
"Omg you have a dimple!"
Her Response: "omg no i don't!*start to blush*" or something like that
"Haha, it's so adorable, i have one too. Now we have something in common."
First, pull out your phone.
"I just got a new phone and I lost all my numbers. So go ahead." - You
"Um, I actually never gave you my number to begin with." - Her
"Look, I can't remember every single person that's given me their number. But do you really want people to think I have no friends at all?" - You
"Uh, I don't know." - Her
"Well, how would that make you look if you didn't? I mean just think, you'd be hanging out with someone with absolutely no friends! And that would make you look like a huge loser! I really don't want you to feel like a loser." - You
"You're the loser with no friends!" - Her
"Then I guess we're both losers. We should hang out sometime!" - You
If you haven't hooked her by this point yet, this routine probably wouldn't save you anyway!
if you guys like these then tell me becuz i have tons more......almost all of these are field tested.
if she is looking at you weird or holding deep eye contact:
"stop raping me with you're eyes."
"don't look at me like that.....its like you're eye-raping me."
you play a good act, but i know there's a Princess Unicorn in there somewhere.
We would never get along................It would be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where they start off beating each other up and end up on the floor making out.
"we would be too much trouble together, if we were to hang out.......it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."
"it would never work out between us........we're to much alike.............we would wreak too much havoc together............were like two opposite sides of a magnet.........it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."
"if we were to hang out it would cause so much disturbance in the peace.......it really wouldn't be good."
"me and you would be so much trouble together...........seriously, we would destroy the city"
PUA: fishes can fly and birds can swim.
HB: wtf ?
PUA: trust me, if you came to my world you would know.
if she is a bit dull and boring say: you really need to come to life
what the first thing that COMES to mind when you think about having FUN ?
cold reed: i bet in elementary you were a playground legend.
i bet you were the girl who used to throw bark at me in elementary.
i bet you were the girl who used to push boys off the swings in elementary.
i bet you were the girl who used to throw gummy bears at me in elementary.
PUA: i can already tell.....you're level of high maintenance is right up there with paris hilton.
HB: no it isn't/ whatever
PUA: i have a pie chart that proves it.
if she's wearing pink say : I like the whole pink thing you got going on........you're like the pink power ranger............you can protect me from impending doom.
when she compliments you say:
I know.....i graduated from the school of awesomeness.
I know i'm awesome.......i graduates from the School of Awesomeness........... it's an elite school wherein only the awesomest of the awesome are accepted............The curriculum is treacherous though, because it's truely diffucult to live up to the school's highest standards of awesomeness.
you move fast..........this is way too early in our relationship for you to be doing that............slow down.......this is a school zone.
its too bad you're not my type...........i'm genetically disposed to only be attracted to blonds with pink highlights and purple contacts........do you know anyone that fits this description ?.................ohhh and she has too be half human half animal............until i find this perfect woman there'll be a void in my heart.
you're making me nervous...................i can't trust you..................for all i know you could be a totally spy working for the government.
Absolutely brilliant stuff Jay Wa your game is so fricking spot on!
I came up with this routine a couple months ago
HB asks pua what his favorite color is:
(pua) "hmm, guess… lets see how well you’ve got me pegged".
Everyone likes to believe they're good at reading people so this presents the challenge.
(g)"Idk red, blue, green ect..ect.."
(pua) "What did your mom only buy you the six pack of crayola crayons when you were younger?"
This will prompt her to come up with more colors to challenge your teasing.
If she hesitates and comes up with a small number of colors.
(pua)"Holy shit you were deep in thought there for like over 30 seconds and you only came up with (2) more colors!"
Give her pointless hints when she starts to struggle.
(pua) "ok im gonna give you a hint… It was the same color as my 86 Bronco" Usually this will result in some playful kino.
(pua)"Ok now I think you’ve come up with maybe the 12 pack of crayolas, wait a sec did you say blue? Oh... yeah that was it."
Always pick one of the first colors she names off. If you didn’t get some great kino here then something could be off with the delivery.
Ive used this so many times with awesome results.
Thanks guys this thread is pure genius
PUA: Wanna see a magic ?
PUA: Give me your hand/hands
HB: Okey /gives/
PUA: Talk something whole diffrent... or just chat
HB: Hey ! where is the magic ?
PUA: What magic ? ohh.... that ? I just wanted to hold your hand...
but your hands are sweaty/cold/not like I expected .... then throw
away her hand
HB: HAHA... damn you.
PUA: Okey... this time for real. give me your hands ,I swear OR I swear
on my GF's name.
HB: gives her hand (big ioi)
Pua: haha your so cute... I could talk you in everything... does your friends call
you innocent-hb ? by the way I have candies in my VAN
Field tested... works like a charm
Credit : I'm not sure I made it up or read it from somewhere.
How to ask her on a date via text message:
(Just so it's clear, you're sending this to the girl you want to ask out. She will be giving you advice on what she would say to herself, if that makes sense.)
"Ok so I wanna ask out this girl named (insert her name here) on (insert day here). Any tips on how not to get rejected?" - You
"Yea I think you should just go for it! She's probably available" - Her
"Tell me exactly what to say to her! I'm really not sure on this one. Word on the street is she is in high demand!" - You
(Responses will vary, but below is just an example of what she might say. The trick is to respond with exactly what she writes. You literally copy and paste her text message and send it back to her.)
"Hey (her name), I know you're really busy, but because you're so pretty and awesome I want to take you out on a date!" - Her
"Hey (her name), I know you're really busy, but because you're so pretty and awesome I want to take you out on a date!" - You
(By helping you come up with a message to send back to her, she has already implicitly accepted your invitation to take her out.)