HER - Just peeped out ur info. Your activity is to ARGUE WITH PEOPLE....hmm....and I'm sarcastic, we can go for hours lol. You're something else
ME - YEEE... ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE... WAR WAR WAR!!! Peace is for the weak! Peace is for normal people... normal people are boring... im something else, and im ready to conquer the world!!! The world is too small for the both of us... im bombing the world with my sarcasm!!! >:] *The Joker's creepy voice*
HER - Lol AHA so you are sarcastic ... LOVE it:}
ME - tell me im not right?! whats so interesting about a normal person who has normal convos, who has a normal job, eats normal food... i mean, im pretty normal (on a "something else" scale

). for example: hamburger= BOoooRINnnnG ... hamburger with peanut butter=SOMETHING ELSE!!! oreos=uhmmm, good

... oreos with creamcheese= O_o AWESOME!!!! lol
HER - I like mayo sandwhiches lol... you are right

hope ur not being sarcastic lol..... and um normal on a "something else" scale? What's that?
If its what I think, I may be wrong, I can say I'm not normal on that scale lol :-X. Then again I don't know what you're talking about!
Hmm....do u reallly like oreos n cream cheese.....wait no...since you're sarcastic I will only believe what I see when it comes to you Mr.
ME - oh no no no... nop... im not falling for that "i dont know what you think that think that you think that i thought that you thought that i thought that you think bla bla bla" ... i might be realy curious to know what you think that i thought that you thought that i think that the "something else scale" is ... but im not risking on guessing! and besides "I'm sarcastic, w e can go for hours lol"... but its good to know that ur not normal on that scale!

AND... dont you dare be sarcastic when talking about food! as you can see, oreos and cream cheese are a hit! forget about the sour cream (i bought it mistaking it for cream cheese and well... y not giving it a try... NOT RECOMMENDED!).
...but... mayo sandwishes?! are u serious?! like just mayo, thats it?! no barbecue sauce, ketchup or mustard?! (please tell me ur not being sarcastic cause i dont wanna feel stupid after i try it lol)
HER - Lol .... u quoted me and put words in my mouth! N o f a i r, now idk what scale u were referring to. Darn-it. Eeew I LOVE sour cream *yum* but idk about sour cream on oreos, cute that you tried it lol...... and YES I like mayo sandwhiches on Cuban bread, for a breakfast....people find it gross but hey, what ever floats your boat
ME - I would risk to say that sour cream and oreos will only be considered a great combination if tried by sarcastic people :-/ ... but dont take my word for it! just try it and experience for yourself this AWESOME combination lol
HER - I will

I'll try sour cream on almost ANYTHING.
BTW these messages have been going on for hours. I was right ... woohoo
ME - O_o GRRRRrrrrrr... How come your right?! Does that mean im wrong?! i hate when other ppl are right ... im known as Mr. Right for a reason and im not letting you ruin it!!! GGGRRRRrrrr ... and DONT U DARE try the sour cream on everything or i will sue you !!! I own Sour Cream Anything ™ (trademark YEEEEE!!!)... this convo is OVER!!! Case closed!!!
HER - Lmao .... okay
)) byyeeeee....can't change the fact that I was right though.. proof is above this very message .. X-)
ME - "clear chat" **CLICK - "All messages will be permanently deleted. Are you sure you want to clear the chat?" **CLICK "Are you sure or you are being sarcastic?!" YEEEESSS IM SURE **CLICK CLICK CLICK....
HER - If you ever need a friend to argue with here's my number ###-###-####;)
You're too funny 