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Use this in a club...
"Hey! if u girls are planning to hit the dance floor id think twice about that!...some loser shat their pants or farted or somthing, stinks like shit!"
Girls: haha gross!
OK, dont take this the wrong way, because guys coming up with their own opners is GREAT. Everyone should be doing it. and I mean litereally everyone, no one should use another's opener primarily.
As for yours, I'm going to say No. Simply no.
It will get you reactions, and it might open up the set to start with, but the girls will immediatley associate those thoughts/feelings of "gross" to you, and you will be stuck. It gives off too much of a negative vibe, for me anyway.
That being said, if it works for you, it works, that's just my take on it.