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sleepface New to PUA Forum Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 16 Location: California Reputation: 4.9	Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:42 am    Post subject: Puppy love. Warning: This post is only to be read by the ones with humor. PUPPY LOVE Ok i finally seduced my first female dog. I said wuzzup gurl. She replied in a romantic howl. Saying lets fuck. As soon as i heard the word i was in! I was poundin the shit out of her and all you heard was wimpering. My neighbor then came out and hosed us down, but there was nothing i could do i was stuck. And when i say stuck, i mean stuck. By the time i was done she was crawling on all fours. The next day when we were playing fetch i heard her gossipping about our wonderful love filled night. Before i knew it i had her and her other two dogs all in the same bed. Man, was it fun. I finally fulfilled my long wanted fantasy. But wait theres more to come. After a long night of love making we came to a conclusion, that man and dog aren't just best friends. . . But lovers as well. But the story doesn't end happy they then asked me to go down on them, at first i refused, but they barked me into it. So after hours of tongueing i regurgitated massive hairballs with humongous ticks and ended up with lime disease. Plz don't make the same mistake i did, practice safe sex. If you want this amazing experience to happen to you Here's a little secret. Go to your local pet store and purchase an item called a doggy whistle give a few blows and there's no possible way for them to resist. They'll come running. Please, just laugh, it's funny and you know it.
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Element Member of PUA Forum Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 106 Location: United States (IN) Reputation: 4.9 votes: 2	Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:31 am    Post subject: Dude, no. Never again. You don't understand. I'm a visual man. You tell me a story... I can see that shit.
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sleepface New to PUA Forum Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 16 Location: California Reputation: 4.9	Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:34 am    Post subject: lmfao
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