Okay, so I've been looking through a game called Know Your Partner, which is full of semi-raunchy questions.
I've been using a few of those to make some openers.
Lemme know what you think.

#1: Hey guys, I’ve got a quick question here: have any of you ever had a fantasy about one of your teachers?
I know it’s a little odd, see my friend Kyle insists that every guy does.
See, the creepy part about his argument, is he says his hottest fantasy is about Mrs. Tompson. But she was his (and my) GRADE THREE teacher.
(Can be made into a story about my bitchy grade 3 teacher)

#2: Could you work in a slaughterhouse?
My friend does, and he insists it’s no different than any other job.
The weird part? He’s a vegetarian.

#3: If your girlfriend wanted to be in porn, would you support her?
His Girl has a massive student loan, for a BA in English so she can’t pay it off. So she wants to be in porn.
Thing is….(I have no idea what to put here)

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for #3

i'd make it somthing like

If your girlfriend wanted to be in porn, would you support her?

bla bla

My friends Girlfriend has a massive student loan, for a BA in English so she can’t pay it off. So she wants to be in porn. Thing is she dosent want to do it with him becase she wants to keep there love life intimate and between the two of them... you could go someware about how most guys just cant satisfy women or how you love your friend but you hate it when guys cant sick up for them selfs (posibly get them to qualify how they're not like that)


edit* nice openers btw iv been looking for good ones to use on guys seeing how im iraq bound... 2 and 3 are golden imo i cant see a guy useing 1 on a guy =/