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kata124
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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject: Perfect Internet Game. WOAH. |
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Perfect Internet Game
By Kata124 (“Kat”) with ENORMOUS thanks to Guinness Man.
The following is made to be carried out on any text based medium. I have not tested it out in the clubs but it works a charm via Myspace, Facebook, etc.
Find a girl you like. Preferably someone you’ve met only a short while ago. And begin carrying out the below routine. DON’T COPY THIS WORD FOR WORD YOU LOSER. Try changing things around to fit your personality. Remember to replace the bolded text with whatever is asked for.
1. After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
First Name
ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.
2. Let her answer. Then respond with a few sentences on what she answered. End it with:
And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?
3. Let her answer. Then respond with:
As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?
4. Let her answer. Respond to her questions and comments then:
Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.
5. Let her answer. Then respond:
Well thanks for the honesty. I wont be so quick to judge this time.
So what have you been up to since Pablo?
Anything fun happening in our life? Causing any trouble?
6. Let her answer. If there is “How about you?” somewhere in her answer, skip to step 7. If not, respond with:
Sounds like you've been adjective. That's good but, ya gotta get out and have a
little fun every once in a while. What do you like to do Ms. Her First Name?
7. Let her answer. Then respond with:
I like tons of stuff (Or “I’ve been doing tons of stuff” if you skipped step 6).
List a bunch of things you like to do and end with: watching Sex and the City ALL DAY!
Ok, I made that last part up. lol
You are sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!
8. Let her answer. At this point she should be totally down. Respond with:
Well I suppose you're right. It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol
Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!
Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!
Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny?
~Your First Name
9. If you fail at this point, you’ve done something wrong. Don't give up! 
Go masturbate to hot lesbian porn. Then begin at step 1 again. REMIND YOURSELF NOT TO BECOME A STALKER ONCE IN A WHILE. |
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The Omega Man
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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That's pretty funny. I might try that.
But why would I call her 'Ms Her First Name'? lol j/k |
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Sheer Con
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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| You'd need a segway (sp?) from this because this whole game, though flirty and entertaining, will become warn out after a while and she'll definitely get tired of it when u meet her in person. also, if u go right to being urself too quick, it can be a bit of a shock to her system and she'll get buyers remorse. there needs to be an effective way to stay playful without overdoing it. |
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Chief
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| Moving thread to Online Sarging section. |
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jurupa
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:47 am Post subject: |
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| The only real problem with this script is that it is assuming that the girl actually plays along from start to finish. |
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Mr_Lover_Man
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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This is ok providing the girl plays along with it...
I think after 2 to 3 emails the whole marriage divorce thing should have moved to a next subject. |
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Agent Whore 32
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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i think he might have a good thing on this, but i i also think it might get old after the first few emails unless your having a lot of fun
you could also talk about places you guys were together and things you guys were doing so she could imagine you two being together and doing things and having fun |
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KristallNachte
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:26 am Post subject: |
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tried it twice
step 1 got good "omg haha" style response
step 2 got a playing along response
step 3 got no response.... |
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keerthisnehal
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| maybe you are not doing it right. thats what happens when you dont tie the conversation with the canned stuff! thus u will be acting playfull while she doesnt have a connection! its like 2 ppl seperated by the wall abd have completely different lives!thats cool! dont get stuck in that sp*t! |
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KristallNachte
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| honestly, i don't even care about internet game, I just wanted to try this one lol |
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keerthisnehal
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:48 am Post subject: |
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| ok! thats fine. this process lookes flawless. i am going to use it soon! |
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Molson
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:27 am Post subject: |
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INSTANT
FUCKING
RESPONSE.
Brilliant. |
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smiley1
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| hey guys, first time poster. i opened a hb on myspace with this and got" your quite funny". how would you guys respond? thanks in advance for your help. |
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Molson
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Continue on with what it says! |
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killacam
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Damn this really works.
Ive altered a lot of it, trying different answers with each chick but damn it's a great way to get them talking to you.
Who know i might even get a couple of hot dates outta this.
Much props to the threadstarter. |
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