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little_evilokc
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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: New Opener that actually worked. |
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| Last night I was out with my friends not really sarging. An hb8 walked by and I aproached her. I was just fucking around and decided just to try a rude but funny line. I told her "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Her mouth dropped and I was expecting to get slapped. She started laughing so I figured the game was on then. I number closed her. |
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Jay Wa
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That is surprising! Because I would expect that most women to either slap you or simply ignore you. Even if you did number close, there is no way that girl is going to ever have sex with you (unless she is a complete slut or her self-esteem really is that low)
Clearly you don't have confidence issues. Why don't you try something with a little more class?? |
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Hobbit
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| Sounds like a cocky funny routine, where you can't be really taken seriously. |
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sandwich
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| ya that was luck man, it is said that if you wait tell the end of the night and then ask ten girls in the bar "do you want to fuck" You will get slapped 9 times and one will take you home, actually not bad odds! ha ha but this isn't Pua this is playing the odds, and the odds are the one who says yes will most likely be a HB-4 |
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anutharound
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| ,so if I talk to 30 women not only will I get laid I will get a 3some... hell yes. |
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sandwich
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| ha ha i wish it worked that way it would be worth 27 slaps! |
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Archangel White Rose
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If you like this one you might also like my variation- "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me" or the more mild version- "Smile if you want to kiss me."
All of these are very cocky, take a lot of balls and are exactly the stuff that natural players have been using for years!!!
A while back I had this one friend who was a natural, he knew a little about PU and thought it was lame as hell. A few times after he got laid I asked him what he did, he said he simply asked the girl if she wanted to have sex. I wouldn't believe him. Years later now that I have my game up to par with my knowledge I understand that women want to fuck just as bad as men do, and that being straight forward with women goes a long way. |
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anutharound
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| Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:44 am Post subject: |
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along the lines of this is the apocolypse opener.
Hey, hows it going?
What you doing later?
cool, want to come home with me? (say this deadpan as if you are talking about the weather)
the key to getting shit like this to work is to hold your ground after. Don't apologize. Don't look away. Hold your ground! |
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