NEW OPENER! It's a routine AND an Opener

murfster

Okays, so I just came up with a new opener/routine variation on the gay dude hit on me thing:

PUA: "hey, excuse me, can I ask you guys a quick question? Do I look gay?"
HB: Uh no? (i'm hoping the answer is no, ha ha)
PUA: Well some guy just came up to me and told me that my shirt looked SO cute on me and that he just HAD to compliment me on it. Then about a minute of akward conversation he said that he had to run but that I ought to give him my number so we could hang out some time
HB: bla bla bla >opinion<
PUA: The jokes on him though
HB: why is that?
PUA: Well, as you may know, guys tend to be pretty pushy, and I didn't really want to make the situation akward, but I also didn't want his ass calling me. Soooo I gave him the rejection hotline #
HB: omfgees wtf is dat?
PUA: Well, it's just a joke hotline that pretty much shuts you down harshly, wanna hear? >dials on phone for teh girls to hear<
HB: bla bla bla

I'm going to be busy for the next little while (ie not able to try this out), but what do you guys think of this? So far I'm trying to ONLY use openers I come up with to keep stuff origional.

FYI Rejection hotline is diff for every city, they can all be found @
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smudge · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject:

really like this one alot! defo gonna give it a whirl tonight! cheers buddy

Crasher · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject:

I love it, instant DHV cracks me up.

Wombosi · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject:

I was out sarging one night, and opened a 2 set with my wing. After about 10 minutes of conversation this AMOG comes in and immediately starts trying to get my target's number. She gave him the reject line, which happened to already be saved in his phone. He got pissed and she bolted haha. Long story short, I left with her number moments later.

murfster · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:00 am Post subject:

ah ha ha ha that's awesome. You know you're a fag when you get the rejection hotline enough to have it SAVED. I've never gotten it, but some girl told me about it.

smudge · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

used it last night, worked a charm!

The Wild One · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

Gay openers are to easy.

Sixx (aka sixstringplaya) · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject:

dont ever say "excuse me" in ur opener.

MidnightPhyre · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:59 am Post subject:

that is absolutely genius!

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