Hello everyone!

I decided to write another FR for my yesturday's night out! If you didn't get the chance to check out my FR for thuersday night, check it out now!

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Okay... I think I'll stop writing FR for a while after this one since I think it's getting redundant!

Anyways, I decided to go out with 2 of my friends/wingmans. Once we got there, we directly headed to the dancefloor (like always). The dancefloor was crowded of maybe 80% girls at that time. I basically opened them all with my "retarded kid" opener! Ahah... I basically just do anything I want and look stupid... I can just come up to them and stare at them, dance like shit (even if I know how to dance),etc etc. I think it works since they see me walking around every girl and they can feel I have options...

Back to the nightclub... I saw that really cute black haired girl. Felt the need to approach her! How did I do it? I stomp into her friend's foot! hahaha! After that, I talked to her friend in a REALLY cheezy way for about 5 minutes saying how sorry I am and my highest desire is to have her forgive me (While doing tons of kino, holding her hands, putting her hands on my heart, etc). While I was doing this, I was TOTALLY ignoring my target! Didn't even look at her!

5 minutes later... I start talking to the cute girl. It went really well! She even asked me to dance with her. Funny moment: When she did, I just took a chair to bring it to the middle of the dancefloor. Then I told the girl: Okay, sit on that chair. If you're still siting up when I come back from the bathroom. You can dance with me!

I went to the bathroom and when I came back, she looked completly stupid sitting on the middle of the dancefloor! Hahaha! Anyways, danced with her, k-closed her all night long+number closed her.

Funny fact. At one point, while I was grinding on her, I was actually texting the girl I closed yesturday. I would just hold my phone high and she couldn't see since she was about 5f1 and I'm 6f3!


That being said... What did I learn from the last couple of weeks sarging? Don't take yourself seriously! I look like a goofy retard when I go out but I still often pick up girls! Don't be afraid to approach anyone! My approachs must be the most AWFUL! But if you think back about it, I approach the girl I wanted by stepping on her friend's foot...

Meh!

Anyways, cya guys!

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Jeez.... i think you just made a new style of pickup lol.

lol man i love the style!. that chair thing made me laugh so hard! i need to ask though, any chance this was done in london?

The chair thing was pure swag. Read your other FR and thought you had a nice style, but this sealed it.

@ Johno, no it was not done in London. Why?

@Slip n Slide, Thanks man, I appreciate!

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist