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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:51 pm 
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Alright guys, I've lately using one of DD most famous techniques, leading her to believe you're a wussy, and then completely sweep her off her feet, proving that you DO get it, and you were TESTING her. Now, this brings about so many Shit Tests, some women cannot believe what they are hearing, so they bring shit test after shit test, it's alright I guess, they want to make sure, quality is what they are getting, so here they are, the most common shit tests (or at least for me) AND their responses.

- I have a boyfriend (Of course this has to be later in the conversation, if she pulls off too early, it just means you didn't develop attraction properly)
You say: "Cool, (act like nothing has happened" and keep flirting shamelessly with her, then say "What's your bf's name?", whatever she responds, then say "I like the guy too much (even though you may not know him), we shouldn't be flirting, I don't want be blamed for his pain" as you say this, you have to know you say this in funny and at the same time calm tone of voice, not insecure. Get it?

- "Why don't you answer my questions directly?"
I haven't answered your questions directly all night, and you were cool with it, stop testing me. Plus I like to keep it a mystery.

- "I don't like you"
(Now many guys will just shut down with this) Instead reply "I don't like you either, OMG we are so much alike!, that we wouldn't get along"

- The one and famous "Do you do this to all the girls?"
* Yes, but you're the only one who falls for it so far (smiling)
* Of course not, I was just practicing on you

- "You look like a player"
*How did you know? I'm into soccer, running and tennis, you're sure checking me out... Stop checking me out!
"I mean, like player, like, you know player with a lot of girls"
* Oh my GOD! that's like the nicest compliment a girl has ever give me!

The trick to every SHIT test is, to show her that you KNOW she is testing you, and second AMPLIFY SEXUAL TENSION, by stealing her frame, in this way, she will have no other excuses to say "Yes, this guy gets it"

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- "I don't like you"
(Now many guys will just shut down with this) Instead reply "I don't like you either, OMG we are so much alike!, that we wouldn't get along"


That is just gold ... :lol:


This one is mine :

HB: DO you have a girlfriend ?

PUA: Girl if you work hard maybe I could put you in the Wait list.

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Nice one, I'll give it a try,
Guys feel free to share the tests women throw your way
whether they are Words or actions, do it

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i know girls can throw shit tests at any stage in a relationship. what about if an ex girlfriend (who now has a different boyfriend) keeps telling me that its fun to talk to me, but she knows she's setting herself up for disaster by hanging out. This may or may not be an IOI, but where do I draw the line morally, and how should I react if I do want to pursue??


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If she proposes to hang out with her
I would say this
"Fine Ill hang out with you"
Cool
"Invite your boyfriend"
Really?
"no"
Laughs

Another one

"Fine, but we are going AS FRIENDS,
dont you even try to seduce me"

Now I would like to know what you mean by morally?

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"I have a BF"
A: "Perfect. He can bring us breakfast in bed. If the juice isnt fresh Im gonna club him." [Credit: Swinggcat]

"Why dont you answer my questions directly?"
A: Put on a whiny voice like ur mocking her then repeat her question to her. Treat her like an 8 year old.

"I dont like you"
A: Flip her the bird. Then give her the cheekiest smile shes ever seen.

"Do you do this to all girls?"
A: Whisper in her ear "Only the cute ones."

"You look like a player"
A: "Thats an insult. Im not a player, Im a motherfuckin PIMP!" can add on pimp voice if you want.

I agree... whatever you do just dont buy into her frame.


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morally? well how bad is it if i am successful and do close her? she has a bf.

update: she sent a txt saying she's lonely, then when i mentioned hanging out she went ice cold. what does that mean?

i dont have oneitis i just am curious


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Ok
you know women want to be understood, right?
They want someone who can see through them, and so do we, men

so think about this

a woman tells you "Im lonely"

you respond: "Let's hang out"

Errr not much of a connection there, by "hang out"you won't make her feel any better (forget) about the drama shes going through

Instead if you said something like

"Im lonely"

PUA: I understand, the feeling of loneliness is the worst there is, there is pain, and betrayal but nothing is worse than loneliness

(BUT DON'T GO INTO DETAILS, GOING INTO DETAILS WILL MAKE YOU FALL INTO FRIEND ZONE)

What you really wanna do is UNDERSTAND HER,

you don't want to be his girlfriend and cry with her, or go into details and advice her, etc

NOP!

That lil line of "I understand..." works wonders

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

I'll give you an example:

HER: I'm lonely

PUA: I understand, the feeling of loneliness is the worst out there, it kills slower and worser than any other pain

HER: Yeah...

PUA: But hey, do you realize that most people who feel lonely REALLY choose to feel that way themselves?

HER: what do you mean?/yeah/ i dont know...

PUA: Yeah, I mean I understand youre sad and feel lonely, and that could change if you just made the effort yourself, yo, count on me

HER: Thanks

PUA: I mean I know im therapist, but I try, i have a fake degree in enginery, oh no wait, it's psychology! (FUNNY TONE)

HER: LOL

PUA: There we go, now youre laughing, damn im GOOD!

HER: lol

Move on, once she's stopped crying tell her to get some sleep

and tell her to call you, or text you, DONT you suggest to hang out

once she starts calling you more often, then you can do it

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nahh, you can't program this kinda long talk... when she says "I'm lonely"
just say whatever you want.
Don't count on routines and patterns all the time, it's too robotic.
start working from your sub-conceounse, work on it hard and it's just facking SUGAR!

Another shit test women like to put on is to ask you "well when are you gonna get a girlfriend???" she's trying to suggest you - "I'm you're facking girlfriend! do it Shimshon!"
there just put on something like- "That's your way to make me your boyfriend??? come on! be more enthusiastic with it! it might work"
*you're blaming her for trying to seduce you-> she will try to seduce you :P


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Ok, mr

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well i have one that kinda stuck to me.
im a waiter atm for summer and at work the HB gave me a random shit test.
we had to share the same card and we were in the middle of a rush.
she was right by the computer and i reached for the card that was peeping out of her apron.
she starts saying "omg dont come into my space, this is my bubble! dont touch me" making a huge deal out of it and i just got this job too so i was new.
i waited for her to finish and the whole time i had a smile on my face.
then i replyed " don't get your hopes up kid im not that easy" :D
totally caught her off guard and she didn't say anything, then i grabbed the card and finished my tables.

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Haha, nice work Echo.

One shit test I recently encountered was a tough one for me. We were outside her house because I had taken her home. I said I had to be home soon so she had better go, went in for the kiss, was successful... and then she said "Have you ever been in love before?" I couldn't think of any good C&F things to say.

What would you guys have done?

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Are you sure its a shit test?

Otherwise just say something like, 'play your cards right and you could be in for a shot'

Thus never indicating a proper answer.

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Quixy wrote:
Haha, nice work Echo.

One shit test I recently encountered was a tough one for me. We were outside her house because I had taken her home. I said I had to be home soon so she had better go, went in for the kiss, was successful... and then she said "Have you ever been in love before?" I couldn't think of any good C&F things to say.

What would you guys have done?


Not a shit test.

What I would have done is say "I don't know you *nearly* well enough to talk about that. You're *trouble*."

Most shit tests are strong indicators of disinterest, and it's your job to smash through them.

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Mech wrote:
Most shit tests are strong indicators of disinterest, and it's your job to smash through them.


I always thought shit-tests were more subtle IOIs, but the girl wants to test you to see if she SHOULD be attracted to you. If you fail her shit-test, then she knows (subconciously) that she shouldn't be attracted to you.

Hell, even if they are IOD, treating them like IOIs may be a good reframe :)

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