Alright guys, I've lately using one of DD most famous techniques, leading her to believe you're a wussy, and then completely sweep her off her feet, proving that you DO get it, and you were TESTING her. Now, this brings about so many Shit Tests, some women cannot believe what they are hearing, so they bring shit test after shit test, it's alright I guess, they want to make sure, quality is what they are getting, so here they are, the most common shit tests (or at least for me) AND their responses.
- I have a boyfriend (Of course this has to be later in the conversation, if she pulls off too early, it just means you didn't develop attraction properly)
You say: "Cool, (act like nothing has happened" and keep flirting shamelessly with her, then say "What's your bf's name?", whatever she responds, then say "I like the guy too much (even though you may not know him), we shouldn't be flirting, I don't want be blamed for his pain" as you say this, you have to know you say this in funny and at the same time calm tone of voice, not insecure. Get it?
- "Why don't you answer my questions directly?"
I haven't answered your questions directly all night, and you were cool with it, stop testing me. Plus I like to keep it a mystery.
- "I don't like you"
(Now many guys will just shut down with this) Instead reply "I don't like you either, OMG we are so much alike!, that we wouldn't get along"
- The one and famous "Do you do this to all the girls?"
* Yes, but you're the only one who falls for it so far (smiling)
* Of course not, I was just practicing on you
- "You look like a player"
*How did you know? I'm into soccer, running and tennis, you're sure checking me out... Stop checking me out!
"I mean, like player, like, you know player with a lot of girls"
* Oh my GOD! that's like the nicest compliment a girl has ever give me!
The trick to every SHIT test is, to show her that you KNOW she is testing you, and second AMPLIFY SEXUAL TENSION, by stealing her frame, in this way, she will have no other excuses to say "Yes, this guy gets it"