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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:54 am 
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I gathered a list of great text lines from different boards. I want to compile a list of great lines to text, so if you have one please add! Also post if it's field tested or not. These below are all field tested so far.

(opener) What are you doing, cutie? :-)
(opener) SURPRISE!
(opener) Knock knock...
(opener) How's my favorite little brat doing? :)
(opener) Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
(opener) I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
(opener) Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
(opener) What sort of trouble are you causing?
(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I know my math u+i equals 69
(opener) Girls are gross...
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :P
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
(opener) Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met. :)
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don't think you're ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you...
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile. :)
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

MULTI-LINERS
"congratulations"
"for what?" "what did i do?" "why?"
"i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)"

"Who is this?"
[girls name]
"I know...I'm just being an ass :)"

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:20 am 
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Heres one more

PUA: STOP!!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

*Not sure where i saw it but i like it!


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:29 pm 
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I really like the aquarium and the hug a retard day and the retarded people amuse the hell out of me. However I think the last one is better if you're already mentioned it on a CF irl.


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:09 pm 
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yo these are fuckin awesome :D


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:34 pm 
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A girl sent me me this a week or two back. I used it once or twice and it worked well.

"WE DO IT in bed, WE DO IT on the sofa, WE DO IT on the table, WE EVEN DO IT in the car. Yup... we LOVE TEXTING. Send to everyone you DO IT WITH"


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:34 pm 
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I love the alien one... that made me laugh really hard.

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the bein' abducted and the zoo one are brilliant! great list!


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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:45 am 
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Hey guys,

Firstly -awesome post SirSlick!! props to you for that!

I used the alien one this morning so I guess this is a bit of a field report:

I changed it a bit -cos she and I have an 'in-joke' between us. I just hint that she's butch or man-ly in a C&F way (by the way shes prolly one of the most feminine girls I know (which is why it works so well).

So:

txt1 me:

Aliens are coming to abduct all the non-butch-looking people! I guess you'll be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye :P


txt2 her:

It took me about 5 goes at reading through to completely understand what you meant! I will be happy to have the whole earth to myself. Have fun with the aliens I hope they make you their slave.


txt3 me:

Lol -we'll have fun. Won't be the same without you tho. I was going to go get a hair cut now and head down to uni a bit later -you up for a study session?


txt4 her:

It might be a bit difficult today coz my brother is coming to stay and I'm not at home and am not sure when I get back. If you need a hand with anything tho just msg and I'll see what I can do. Sorry bout that.


txt5 me:

Ah k, no probs -ill talk to you later. By the way the aliens are going to make me their leader -you know how they're always saying 'take me to your leader' -its me they're after :P


txt6 her:

Hee hee, I didn't see that coming! Have a good time at the hairdressers... I'll keep my eye out for those aliens. Catchya


Worked well imo even tho she couldn't make it -I knew her brother was coming down today or tomorrow so it was a gamble.

cheers.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:30 am 
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awesome stuff man

here's one

PUA: *send blank text*
HB: why did u just send me a blank txt (something along those lines)
PUA: Babe, you dont have to come up with excuses to talk to me!
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PUA: It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!

lol works pretty well :)

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:44 pm 
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Pretty good, thanks


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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:44 am 
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these are freaking great!! thanks alot.

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(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?


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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm 
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Some fun stuff there to try out!


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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:05 pm 
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Ah thanks man I've been looking for a thread like this one! Mad props brother

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 2:00 am 
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This is stuff is fantastic, big props to the guy who posted it.

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I'm having trouble applying toothpaste. Can you come over?


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