Firstly -awesome post SirSlick!! props to you for that!
I used the alien one this morning so I guess this is a bit of a field report:
I changed it a bit -cos she and I have an 'in-joke' between us. I just hint that she's butch or man-ly in a C&F way (by the way shes prolly one of the most feminine girls I know (which is why it works so well).
Aliens are coming to abduct all the non-butch-looking people! I guess you'll be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
It took me about 5 goes at reading through to completely understand what you meant! I will be happy to have the whole earth to myself. Have fun with the aliens I hope they make you their slave.
Lol -we'll have fun. Won't be the same without you tho. I was going to go get a hair cut now and head down to uni a bit later -you up for a study session?
It might be a bit difficult today coz my brother is coming to stay and I'm not at home and am not sure when I get back. If you need a hand with anything tho just msg and I'll see what I can do. Sorry bout that.
Ah k, no probs -ill talk to you later. By the way the aliens are going to make me their leader -you know how they're always saying 'take me to your leader' -its me they're after
Hee hee, I didn't see that coming! Have a good time at the hairdressers... I'll keep my eye out for those aliens. Catchya
Worked well imo even tho she couldn't make it -I knew her brother was coming down today or tomorrow so it was a gamble.