Hey sorry about not posting in awhile.
I just got done busting all over my fuck buddy's breasts
But anyways, I went sarging three times this Thanksgiving weekend. Wednesday Night, Black Friday Day Game and Friday Night. Saturday i had to stay home and chill with the family.
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WEDNESDAY
I met up with some friends at a bar in my hometown. We ordered shots for the whole group 15 people and we all had a good time. I flirted the shit out of the girls who my friends brought and DHVd by telling some stories how i saved this guys life in our group and another crazy story from our childhood. They were brought as friends of somebody's gf so they were single and ready to game. I was in.
Just a piece of information vital to the story, they had $2 shots and beers until 11pm so I bought and drank many drinks for myself and others. After 11pm, i didnt drink anymore.
There were three of them. HB7, HB8 and HB9. Alas, I was not destined to be with the 9, my alpha natural friend who played football and lax hooked up with her but he was a very good wingman and i eventually got the HB8 who is called emily.
But after we were all drinking and having a good time, i was getting bored of entertaining the HB7 and HB8 by myself so I bounced and opened a few sets in the bar i havent met yet. I opened a 5 set, asked them where they were from, being just a very confident natural game spitter. They liked my cocky funny attitude and i immediately got the fuck me eyes from the AFOG - alpha female of group, who was a hb5 but the other girls were hb6 to hb8. So i negged all the girls but dropped a mean comment in the direction of the hb5. I bounced to another group.
I met up with a friend in a two set by himself. I winged man the shit out of the other girl who was a hb6, i just acted nice and flirted a bit, brought her to the bar to let my friend isolate his girl. But at the bar one of the hb8 girls from the 5set approached me to complain about what i did and that i was an asshole. I laughed and played it off as that your friend was flirting with me and i didnt like it. She said yeah she noticed, said it was mean but that im still kinda cute. At this moment, the drinks that the hb6 and i order come and i introduce hb6 to hb8, i order a drink for the hb8 and we start talking about sports somehow because i was wearing a knicks hat and both girls somehow both loved the knicks lol. We talked and as i was escalating with the hb8 with light kino, emily from the very first group was giving me sexual eye contact. I kept the eye contact and i broke it when the hb8 in my current set repeated a question twice. I immediately gave a terse response and left that group. Both girls were like what?! i dont fckin care
I reopend emily and she escalated me, grabbing my arms and as i grabbed her she wrapped her arms around my waist. She asked why i was so popular, i just smiled and said, "im not sure, but you can probably guess

" she told me that she thinks that I am very outgoing and a player. I tell her i like to be social and be as active as possible because i used to be depressed and I had to change my attitude so when i go out i could have fun. I told her Now i can talk to anyone anywhere and have fun because of my new attitude.
This was a big DHV because it showed that i was able to express emotions and that i was not just another player trying to seduce women. This story or "routine" has not always worked for me but it did that night.
She was all puppy eyes and into me as a person. Comfort - Check
I told her that when i was depressed i first went out to the parties to dance. Thats where i learned that approaching girls takes no effort at all. that it was my first step in my transformation. I asked her if she would like to dance.. She nodded her head like she was in a trance..
On dancefloor rapid escalation and some making out. Attraction and kclose - Check
bring her outside to get fresh air, talked about college
brought her inside to get a drink, talked about future and future jobs
brought her back to dance, more kissing
brought her to the bar, felt her breasts and told her we were leaving. She had resistance to leaving so I asked why. She said that she is staying over her friends place that is not close to my house. I tried to tell her that i could drive her back but she was drunk and adamant. I told her lets go for a walk. she agreed.
It was so warm this weekend so as we were walking i shed my jacket and we walked next to the nearby river, found a bench to kiss on and she gave me some awesome head. Blowjob - Check
Walked her back, got her a shot of vodka to rinse and sanitize her mouth out with.
got emily's number, she left with the girls and i bragged to the friends that were still there.
Left to my friends house to chill and catch up with my bros, chilled and smoked blunts and hookah.
It was chill.
Things i learned? not sure right now. Being cocky funny is really really good and leaving a girl and coming back to her later in the night is a very effective tactic. She gets drunk while she watches you being social by talking to women. Not sure about anything else but whatever lol. im not gonna think about it right now too much. ill reread it later.
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BLACK FRIDAY DAY GAME
I woke up to go to the mall with my sister around 10am. It was packed and i thought that it would be pussy fest... How was i wrong.
After I got "lost" and ditched my sister who is old enough to shop herself, I went to sarge. I soon found out that Black Friday is the most crazy day ever to pick up chicks. They are all in a rush and in a fuss about getting new clothing and all the discounts.
I approached about 40 sets, 1 sets, 2 sets and even some 3 sets. I got only 5 numbers during the whole 3 hours i went sarging.
I learned that gaming girls who:
- are with a parent
- hired guns / employees
- walking fast
- with sunglasses on inside
- have tons of bags from the most expensive stores
are typically the ones that were the hardest to game. I opened almost everyone but almost everyone was in a rush due to Black Friday.
The girls that i did get there numbers were
- HB8 a brunette cute worker that helped me pick out clothing
- HB7 blond shopping at Macys
- HB9 brunette shopping at Urban Outfitters
- HB7 brunette eating at the food court
- HB7.5 blond smoking a cigarette outside by my car
I also approached and could have gotten many more numbers than that but ALOT of the girls that I approached were in high school and under 18. They were wearing good clothing, no braces, high heels and had big tits so how could I tell the difference?? lol, they just looked older and im not waiting around a few months til they turn 17 or 18... So the 5 numbers were the ones from the 18+ category.
Half the sets i opened direct and the other half i opened indirect. The 1) cute worker, 2) macys girl and the 3) cigerette girl i approached indirect by either asking them 1) about clothing and help in the store, 2) can i ask your opinion about something? (clothing question) and 3) can i bum a cigarette?
The Urban Outfitter girl and the girl at the food court were direct approaches. I said,
the store - HB9
"excuse me, you are the first cute girl ive seen here all day..... (eye contact) Hi Im Jeff"
the food court - HB7
"excuse me, why is such a cute girl eating by herself?" and i immediately sat down with my mango smoothie.
Overall good but i figure that black friday was not a good day to sarge at the mall. all that competitive estrogen in the air really messed up the game today hahaha
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FRIDAY NIGHT
Went into the city to eat dinner with my grandparents and my family at some hipster asian restuarant that had the most amazing food. Imagine a pastrami eggroll!? Filet Mignon dumplings!? it was insane... but i digress. btw the restuarant is in NYC and its called RedFarm and its in the Village. I had one beer.
After dinner i left to meet up with friends who werent coming until 9pm. it was 7pm, i had time to kill.... TIME TO SARGE
I went to the NYU area and there was literally no one at the bars, just some fuddy duddys and grad students.. everyone was home for break.
I left the first bar after my second and third drink. As i walked out, i saw a huge ass in red jeans. I did a double take and approached. HB8 that i will call HBredjeans By the way, i looked good and had great body language. Not sure what i said but it went something like this
Me "excuse me, can you recommend any bars around here"
HBredjeans "Yeah theres this, that, this that, etc..."
Me "yeah but none of those bars have people in them, all the nyu students are home for thanksgiving"
HBredjeans "yeah thats true, Im going to Bar X would you like to come?
Me "sure"
HBredjeans "okay! we need to get a taxi"
Me "well this block doesnt seem to have any cars, why dont we walk over to that block."
At that moment an empty cab drives up and we walk right in.. destiny?? lol
We reintroduce ourselves in the cab which she paid for and talk about whats going on at bar X, supposedly its her friends birthday party. We arrive at the first place, we dont get asked for IDs. the group of 8 girls is there with only 2 other guys. I have hit jackpot.
I introduce myself to the whole group, shake every persons hand with great eye contact, i got a couple of blushes lol
I sit next to the HBredjeans and a HB9 who is supposed to be her good friend. We order shots.. we all down two shots of tequila. im at one beer, two vodka and two tequila in that order. We have small appetizers and snacks bc everyone already ate dinner. We have more tequila. More tequila and stories about the birthday girl. she turned 23, and everyone else is 23 as well. Im 20 but my ID says im 22.
I get some seductive eye contact from some girl across the table HB8 with nice tits. I start talking to her involving the HBredjeans. It goes well, we drink more. At this time, i have not paid for any of these drinks and i have now taken my 5th tequila shot. Im at 8 drinks
We decide to leave the bar/restuarant to go to the actual party.. this was just the pregame. I take the HBredjeans and the HB9 with me on my arms as we walk to the party location. The Hb9 left my arms to talk with the bday girl and the HB8 from across the table approached me as we strolled up to the next place.
We all gave IDs and this time, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, my ID was rejected. All the girls were in shock and so was i actually. I argued furiously and threatened to call the cops. The girls vouched for me but the three big black bouncers were cocksuckers. I said no worries and immediately left the group without trying to get a number or anything.. damage control was me not trying to do anythin about the situation and just ejecting the whole thing. It was almost 9pm anyway so went to meet up with my friend from college.
He came in and told me that his friend from his major had rented out a hotel with the rest of the Turkish dudes who go to college in America and did not go home for thanksgiving holiday. At The Dream hotel in the meatpacking district where they were staying, we entered and immediately saw models walking to and from the elevator... the WTF?!! We meet these dudes and they are around my height (5 7"), and looking european fresh. looking good and rich basically. The girls arrive from upstairs and every single one of them is taller than me even not counting there high heels they were wearing.. many of these girls were above 6feet tall. These girls were not models but they were all hot HB8+ except for only two of them. There were 12 of them and only 6 turkish dudes... JACKPOT AGAIN
We take a fucking limosine to the club and enter VIP style. I found out that only the very rich turkish people go to school abroad so every single one of these turkish kids were the top 5% in Turkey. They threw money around like it was paper monopoly money.
We had bottles upon bottles of high grade tequila. I danced with all the girls even though it was very awkward. The hot hb9 was giving fuck me eyes but supposedly it was a gf of some dude that wasnt there. I didnt want to cockblock and jeopardize my night by going after a taken girl. so i drank with my buddy and made sure everyone in the group had a good time. They were all kind of stuck up but the girls knew how to have a good time so i ignored the dudes for the most part.
I drank copious amounts of the fine tequila over the night. Since we had 5 bottles and i had a drink frequently i can say that i had upwards of ten drinks at the vip table. lets say 7 drinks by 2pm. so that means im at about 15 drinks in 7 hours, not terrible since i weigh 140ish... shit the online alcohol reader says i had a BAC of .41, wow i guess that high end tequila was really that good or that estimation is way off.
I felt drunk but not smashed at all. the VIP section became the party area after 1am and we all had a great time. I club gamed soem other girls, kclosed like two girls but i was actually too drunk to isolate and concentrate. I went outside to smoke a cigar that one of the Turkish guys gave me. It was some really nice Turkish blend. We talked about college, bitches and how to make alot of money. MEN topics. Then all the girls came outside saying that some random girl threw up in the club and that we were leaving. It was around 230ish and all the girls hopped in the limo. But since some other turkish dudes met up with us after 12pm, there wasnt enough room for all of us. the turkish dudes bribed the driver over $100 to let them in with their friends. Since i dont have that kind of money, my friend and i said that it was a great time and that we'd see them lata
Great weekend and all friday night i drank for free except that i gave the turkish dude who had the credit card on the table $20 bucks to say thanks for the great time and to be courteous to him for his hospitality. Obviously thats not enough to pay his huge bill but he appreciated the thought and he told me that he would invite me to more parties. CHA-CHING = WINNING hahahaha
We were supposed to stay over at the hotel with them and i was going to try to fuck one of the turkish girls but the vibe i was getting towards the end of the night was not good. also my wingman was a pussy and didnt want to push the hospitality of the rich turkish dudes. I didnt give a fuck really, i was drunk and had a great fuckin time, i dont know if i could have even gotten an erection at that point, i might have had a floppy dick from all the tequila. I didnt test my cock so i will never know if i could or couldnt have had sex that night. oh well, guess its a good thing either way that i didnt fuck that night due to the potential of a floppy and the future invites to more turkish clubbing events.
We bounced and went to Times Square, went to Mcdonalds and just chilled until our trains home arrived at 430. the only girls out at that time of night was crackheads and weirdos. And It would look creepy if i approached anybody at that time of night. lol
I eventually got home at 6am and passed the fuck out. didnt blackout at all the whole night even though i drank a shit ton. Didnt go out saturday night because i had family shit to do.
hope you enjoyed my field report. Not sure the lessons in it but i will when im not as tired and have class tomorrow.
FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY
J Slay