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astj1
 Post subject: I need a good line.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:33 am 
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I was thinking of wearing a stopwatch around my neck when I go to school as a peacock. We already have to wear Id cards on lanyards around our necks, so it wouldn't look TOO out of place.

So, first of all, do you think the stopwatch is a good idea? Second, what's a good line to use when someone comes up to me (guy or girl) and says "Why are you wearing a stopwatch?". I was thinking something like: because watches are out of style, but the more I thought about it, the more I thought it sounded cheesy. What do you guys think?
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Girl: "Why are you wearing a stopwatch around your neck?"
PUA: "So I can time how long it takes me to get your phone number. I have a record to beat."

Guy: "Why are you wearing a stopwatch around your neck?"
PUA: "So I can time how long it takes you to realise your a tool."
OR: "So I can time how long it takes you to ask for my number" (LOL)

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Wow, those are really good. Thanks dude. Seeing those made me think of this one which has a neg build into it, might be too strong of a neg to open with though...

Her: Why are you wearing that stopwatch around your neck?

Me: So I can time how long it takes you to leave me alone. Followed with a smile of course.

What do you think of that, is it to mean?
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don't forget to actually turn the stopwatch on when your doing the girl-number one. Then the second time it happens, you actually WILL have a record to beat!
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I don't like it
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why not?
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Girl: "Why are you wearing a stopwatch around your neck?"
PUA: "So I can time how long it takes me to get your phone number. I have a record to beat."

Guy: "Why are you wearing a stopwatch around your neck?"
PUA: "So I can time how long it takes you to ask for my number" (LOL)
Continuation:
HB: "That is so cheesy" (Other bitchy answer)
PUA: "Your time is ticking, you better ask fast before you lose."

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lol credit to lil wayne(I THINK)

"I clock bitches like a female track coach"

dont ever say it but it is funny ........mayb to ur friends

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