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This is actually a very funny story.
So Tuesday I was sitting at home with a cold, I felt kind of down since I was too out of it to go out and have fun. I was hanging in the PUA chat and asked some guys about online gaming, I have NEVER even attempted online game before, and so even though my "real" game is tight, I'm an online newbie. So I asked some guys to hint me on websites and ways to get started, I want to give credit to: Kristallnachte, Waffle and LiquidBlend for pointing me in the right direction.

So I start browsing some sites for hot chicks, I figured that I'll keep my internet standards even higher than my "regular" standards, I looked only at HB9s and HB10s. So with nothing really happening on tuesday I kept on my search on wedneday when I found a very attractive and very curvy blonde, I will refer to her as HBDcup, I send her a message, very neutral, just told her a bit about myself. On thursday I get a message back from HBDcup, and she seemed very excited about my message, telling me she has been looking for someone with similar interests and what not.
So on thursday nite we start chatting online, and after about an hour of fluffing, joking and comparing oppinions and a little bit sexual I say that we should go play pool someday, HBDcup says that she would love to but she is going on vacation for a few weeks in a few days. And I counter, so what about tomorrow?
She agrees.

So I meet her at bar down town, we have a few drinks, I try to increase the attraction between us and building rapport as fast as I can, using NLP.
I get the feeling it works, and we start walking over to another bar where we can play pool. We are both a little tipsy, and I ask her where she lives, she says that she is between apartments and is currently staying in a hotel, she also adds "I have a spa" kind of suggestive in my ears.
So I tell her that "we should get absolutely shit faced tonite and fall asleep in your spa!"
HBDcup: Well if we go to my hotel I will never see you again!
Me: Oh no thats not true, why would you think that?
HBDcup: I'm just a realist
So I already got her mind on sex, which is good! We get to the pool place and we start betting crazy things for each round we play.
I start by betting that whoever loses round one has to buy the margarita mix for our spa nite (confirming that it will happen), she lost the game.
Game 2, I bet that if I lose I have to kiss her and vice versa (Now thats a win win) I lose and she claims her price, we make out for a while.
Game 3, she bets that whoever loses has to get in the spa naked, she loses!

I tell her lets take a cab to your hotel, so got in the cab, swung by a liquor store and picked up some tequila and margarita mix (and yes she paid, for both actually)
In the cab on our way to her hotel, she jump up on me and start making out heavily in the cab. We get to her hotel, she changes to a bikini in about half a second and I just stripped down to boxers, we get to the spa area and it turns out it is closed after midnight so we go back to the room.
She is a bit disappointed but I tell her that we can always take a bath, so I fill up her tub and HBDcup jumps in naked, I figured what the hell and follow.

While in the tub she start giving me head underwater, and then she moves up and starts riding (it must have been a large tub, I never had bathtub sex work out b4)
After a bit of sliding around in the tub we move to the bed and we start fucking really wild!
After round 1, I started to get suspicious of a few clues I got over the nite, like why is there condoms in every drawer of her hotel room, and why does she seem to have more lingerie than regular clothes, so I ask her straight out what she does for a living.
She tries to avoid the obvious answer but confesses after a while, yes she is a "high class" escort and works in this hotel!
The hotel was kind of fancy, but I won't reveal which hotel it was though lol

She tells me a lot of interesting facts about her job, how she usually charges $1200 per hour, how most of her clients don't actually fuck her (I said most), and how hotels in the major cities make their most of their money from escorts! See I never knew that, maybe I should write a book similar to "The game - penetrating the secret society of PUAs" Im gonna call mine "penetrating the secret society of escort girls" or for short "Penetrating escort girls" :lol:

Anyway, I am not very prude, this didn't repell me at all, she was hot, she had a great body and huge tits and she was wild as fuck in bed.
So I stayed, and we kept drinking and fucking all night and all morning, I can honestly say that I have never had such wild and hard sex before, usually I feel that I have to be at least a little more gentle with the girl so I don't hurt her, but HBDcup just kept screaming for me to fuck her harder! She also seemed to love to give head, she was like a machine, but I guess she takes her work seriously :lol:
She also kept saying, between the "rounds" how she found me so sexy, and she really liked my body (I'm a personal trainers so I'm decently cut) and she found instant attraction to me, I got the feeling she really told the truth, even escort girls need some lovin outside work right?

So to sum up, yes I had sex with a prostitute, I used a condom all the time and I never went down and licked her pussy so I should be fine!
I went from never having online gamed to getting laid in 3days!
The day after, I had zero sex drive, that almost never happens, I went out sarging some clubs with my wings but I had a hard time motivating myself. (still #closed tho)
My dick felt like it had benchpressed 500 pounds and just wanted to rest, now as I'm typing this and thinking back, I finally get a boner, first time in 2days, I guess it needed some rest :wink:
Seriously, just to describe how hard, wild and how much we fucked, check this out, I have blisters on my skin over where my hipbones are after grinding so much!

And to finish this, I have zero regrets, this was a fun and memorable night, having sex with a "professional" was on my list of "Things to do before I'm 30" lol
And just so you know, I still have her number and email - This was not a one night stand! 8)

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mate you should get those 'blisters' checked :P

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mate you should get those 'blisters' checked :P
ROFL, I never heard of an STD on your hips though! :D

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Atta kid sly! haha seriously though that's pretty cool. I'm pretty cut too.. I find it helps with a lot with inner game and just overall feelin good ya know? Besides when in bed who doesn't like a good lookin/feelin body lol


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two things i learned about this lay report:


1. Get realy good at pool!


2. Try to out benchpress your dick, im on 490 pounds at the moment,


lol only joking sounds like a good night! keep it up dude!


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When you say you were lookin online for hbs.. Were you lookin on myspace and Fb or on dating sites?


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When you say you were lookin online for hbs.. Were you lookin on myspace and Fb or on dating sites?
I scanned all of it, I have never tried online gaming before or after, it's not my scene, but I suppose that after an experience like this it's worth persuing lol

The sites I was recommended here on the forum were Facebook (which sucks for this), Myspace, Plenty of fish and OkCupid

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:15 pm 
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mate you should get those 'blisters' checked :P
Blisters after sleeping with a prostitue ? nahh its probably nothing ;) :lol:

No kidding now go check this shit out ...

Good job though mate , and stop apologizing for fuckin her ! you fucked an hb 10 it doesnt matter whether shes a lawyer or an escort girl... :)

btw could you translate "repell" for me ? thanks!


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personally i would never get head from a prostitute


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personally i would never get head from a prostitute
I suppose you would never go skydiving, off-pist ski down a austrian alp during avalanche warning, free climb a 1000ft cliff, push a sports car in 100mph on winding mountain roads, ice drift the same car on a frozen lake?

We live different lifes my friend!

Live life on the edge, how else will you know you are alive? 8)

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personally i would never get head from a prostitute
I suppose you would never go skydiving, off-pist ski down a austrian alp during avalanche warning, free climb a 1000ft cliff, push a sports car in 100mph on winding mountain roads, ice drift the same car on a frozen lake?

We live different lifes my friend!

Live life on the edge, how else will you know you are alive? 8)
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I bet you have never slid bum first down an icy mountain stopping metres before a cliffdrop, Lost my rented snowboard and almost died :) personally I would never want that to happen again. :)


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personally i would never get head from a prostitute
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Im gonna call mine "penetrating the secret society of escort girls" or for short "Penetrating escort girls"
hahaha nice!
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I bet you have never slid bum first down an icy mountain stopping metres before a cliffdrop, Lost my rented snowboard and almost died :) personally I would never want that to happen again. :)
'lost my rented snowboard and almost died' ??? you realize that you strap into a snowboard? practically impossible to lose it if you're riding it

btw, slywalker, did you ask why she posted online in the first place? im assuming it wasnt an ad


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The chance of getting STDs with high class escorts is actually really low. Most of them make big money, dress classy and appear stunning, how many guys have the ball to actually go and try to pick them up ? Not that many. As for clients, how many of them can drop 1200 for an hour? Not that many either.
A friend of mine is a GFE escort, what she said was true, most of the time my friend doesn't end up fucking her clients. They are usually rich businessman or people with holds great deal of power over the city, they want her company to display their high value in social events.


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