How to steal Conan the Destroyer's women

Avidity

This weekend turned out to be one of my best in a long time. I sarged Friday night and had two dates Saturday. After the dates I went out sarging again. lol.

Now on to the field report. My wing Vivid and I go out to the bars and clubs like we do every typical weekend. However, I am especially proud of the set I opened Friday. There were two HB 8 that were looking at me. I started to approach and then I saw the guy with them. He was getting a bit froggy with a guy that came up talking to the girls with him. Now let me explain what the guy looked like. If you've ever seen a Conan movie, staring Arnold schwarzenegger, you can probably understand what the guy looks like. He's enormous and kind of scary. lol. The type of guys that can rip you in half.

My wing advises me to leave this one alone, but with a little alcohol in me and my wing on the other side of the bar getting another round, I decide to open. In the three second it takes me to get over there, I look at the AMOG's arm and see a tattoo. I look at him and ask him if he was in the army because my friend has a tattoo just like his. We talk for a while and the AMOG tells me they wouldn't let him into the army. blah blah blah

I'm in. The guy is like my new best friend. We are standing there kicking back beers. At that time I step away to talk to my wing. I tell him to go up to the guy and tell him how the army wouldn't 'let him in either'. A total lie I might add. As he is occupying the AMOG I move in on the HBs. They tell me they waitress at a restaurant and tell me to stop by during the week and talk. I decide this is good enough for me. I will number close when I go to the place to eat. I decided it was best to take what I had before I was ripped apart. lol. Needless to say they seemed very interested and told me I should come this week.

Toolfan955 · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject:

Well done. Identify with and disarm the obstacle and then pawn him off with your wing while you game some HB8s. Perfectly executed.

aRdoslav · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject:

You know, sometimes the CONAN guyz are very friendly. I know 2 guyz that are just like that... hard outside, soft inside ( I think that was the word). About the approach - NICE JOB !

Avidity · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject:

Actually you are right. The guy seemed pretty nice once I connected and started talking to him. I like to think huge guys are nice. lol. I'm actually around 6'4" myself. haha.

hotttness · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject:

every jackass like that as an excuse why the Army "didn't let him in"

B Rob · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject:

My excuse is that my penis is too big to fit into fatigues. Yep...

GenuineJ · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

maybe you should have disarmed this AMOG with a pacifier. nice work my brother.

Vivid · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:52 pm Post subject:

Haha, yeah when I went up and talked to him I think I started babbling something about how I failed a psychology test and that's why the army wouldn't let me in. lol you can imagine where the convo went from there, but he was nearly falling down drunk too lol. I do have to give props to my wing Avidity, well played lol.

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