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FIKSHEN
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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:58 am Post subject: Guy w/ Handbag Opener |
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I came up with this the other day, I was in the queue. Can't remember exactly what I opened with, prob. something like "hey" but within 30 seconds I said this story. Its a true story.
PUA: I was just in the Universal Bar a minute ago, and I saw this guy walk in with this handbag - it had these huge handles and these buckles and stuff. It was a really girly handbag. I thought he's obviously with his girl who has just gone to the toilet. I was thinking to myself, dude that is just NOT cool at all.
HB: Yeah - its not cool for the guy to carry the handbag.
PUA: Yeah exactly, so I thought to myself man I just cannot let this one go, I've got to talk to him and tell him.
HB: lol really - what did u say?
PUA: I said dude - carryin the handbag is not cool! I found out he was from Iran, and I said I'm from Argentina
HB: Really?
PUA: Yeah, and he said he was trying to do the whole "I'm looking after my family" thing. I said I understand what you're trying to say. Then he says you're right, and puts down the handbag. So when she gets back she sees the handbag on the floor. Then I said to his girl "if you want someone to hold your handbag for you, hire a butler. This guy is cool"
HB: lol that's pretty funny.
PUA: Lets see your hands.
HB: IODs
PUA: Oh man, we totally cant be together I dont even want to see them.
HB: Yeah I dont usually show my hands to people.
PUA: Grabs thumb - you got accountants thumbs from using the calculator too much. So if your not an accountant what do u do?
HB: I'm a (cant remember)
PUA: Oh no way, that's so cool. I'm a dancer, check this out *does some moves in the queue* (trust me, its cool).
HB: Oh thats pretty cool
PUA: Are u adventerous
HB: yes xyz
PUA: validation. no. close.
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JackSwift
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Joined: 30 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: Re: Guy w/ Handbag Opener |
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PUA: So if your not an accountant what do u do?
HB: I'm a (cant remember)
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Nicely done, however, I would recommend working on that short term memory lol! Remembering her job could help you later on. Anyways, nicely done.
Jack Swift |
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stagg
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| Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:44 am Post subject: |
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nicely done, props man
peace,
stagg |
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Arcadious
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| Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| Good job, this is very original. I think to think quick on my feet like that. |
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