The thing that pisses me off the most about some girls
is them asking to get them a drink.
I know everyone has been approached but some hottie
asking to buy her a drink etc...
so i came up witha few ways of having fun with this
first one i read this one somewhere i dunno where
but whatever
when she asks you for a drink ask her can money buy you happiness
if she says yes, simply tell her I'm sorry but i dont think i should be buying
you your happiness.
if she says no, go to the bar get yourself a drink and come back to her
and back to the convo if she says anything along the lines where is my drink
just tell her you told me money can't buy you happiness why should i buy it for you.

now this one that is up next i came up while in the shower
she asks you for a drink tell her okay but here is the deal
for every drink you buy me i'll buy two
make sure you dont say i'll buy you two just say i'll buy two
but she has to buy the drink first
after she gets you a drink make sure you have a friend close
so after you take this drink she got you get two drinks and give one
to your friend and not to her she'll get bitchy about it saying
you said you'll buy me two drinks you simply tell her i said i'll buy two drinks
not for you, you should of read between the lines
now if you dont have a friend near by get two cups of water or a pop
if you feel like wasting your money


if you guys got any comments or input for this let me know

personally, if a girl asked me to buy her a drink, I'd go straight into the 5 questions test

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how bout this

when she asks you to buy her that drink

PUA: you see that guy over there - point to dweebiest looking guy in the place - he bought that girl over there a drink a little while ago - point to HB across the room. Well, I heard her making fun of the dude with her friends. . . now I aint saying your that kinda shiesty girl but we just met.

if i felt like fucking around, it would go along these lines

hb: hey why dont you buy me a drink?
ice: alright i will be right back
ice comes back w/ beer in left hand and a water in the other
ice: heres your drink(hand her water)

i would probably get it tossed in my face but it would make for a funny sight

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lol i like that one

I was thinking along the lines of Ice... I'd ask her if she wants lemon with her water. Then be like, "Wait, you get no lemon since I'm buying."

Man I wish I was old enough to go to bars...

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hey seriously guys, those lines you guys mentioned dont seem like they would work..

I was going to post this same question on what to do at a club when a girl asks you to buy em a drink..

Just last week i was put in that situation.. I somehow managed to find a HB on the dance floor dancing with her friends and I was able to start dancing with her for a while, well i had a few drinks myself so i was a little tipsy and my boys where wondering the floor so I didnt want to leave them out.. When you tell a girl is into you dancing with em, I usually put my hands on thier hips and you usually use your judgement from there if they into it or not. but as me and the girl was dancing, eventually her girls break off and she tells me they going to the bar and asks me to buy her a drink.. well i pretty much let em go and regrouped with my boys.. But i been wondering about that part.

Ive had a few encounters where girls ask me that and i do it *only my close female friends*.. but Ive had a buddy of mine usually get suckered into it, spend over $40 on shots with these 2 girls *1 for me, 1 for him* and then him eventually giving up after the shots thinking they jus hustlin him.. then more recently him buying a girl drinks, then to see her later on that night lapdancin some other guy at the table... I tell my friend that could have been your lapdance if you played your cards right.


Obiously where a girl ask you to buy em a drink, thats pretty much a sign that she could possibly be a pick up right??

What about this for replies,
Hb: Can you buy me a drink?
Reply: Ill get you a drink, can we go over those dance moves again?
or
Reply: If I buy you a drink, you gotta drink it with me

hmm i dunno.. but yah

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heres one of my fav's....

HB: why dont you buy me a drink
pua: how bout this ill make you buy me 2 drinks and ill give you 1

May not be the best but you have to act like your the prize not visa versa

when a girl asks you to buy them a drink, consider it a shit-test.

HB: [asks you to buy her a drink]
you: *slight smile or smirk, no teeth; glance away from her for a moment and then look back* tell me, does that usually work on most guys?

if she says
HB: [some form of yes]
you: oh really? (or any question that instills slight doubt) thats interesting/funny. *smile again*

NO. You need to break out of trying to buy affection from girls, it is AFC and is why you are here in the first place.

Soon I will offer classes where whenever someone says something AFC I get to use a shock collar on them. I'm expecting amazingly fast improvement rates.

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I like the idea of going str8 into 5 questions for the drink ..

or

"you buy the first round and then we'll talk about me buying you drinks"

The best possible thing I can think of in that situation is going into the 5 questions test. If that doesn't work, then I would tease her a little about the affects of alcohol. Then at the right moment, I would throw a neg and act as though I am serious about it. My point is trying to talk to her as much as possible and diverting her attention from the drink to me. Just try to tease her and then bounce her to a location away from the bar possibly to the dancefloor or a table if there are any.

Buying her a drink is just showing that you are a child and she can use you. Take command of the situation and mess with her mind a bit. Do not do it the point where she gets fed up and walks a way. Teasing and kino escalation can really help this situation.

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That was the most AFC response ever you must get tooled on a weekly basis buying girls drinks.

There is a simple answer to this question 'No I'm not buying u a drink"
or "No I'm not buying u a drink but u can buy me one"
Some girls are too smart for 5 question game u take a chance at losing and end up buying her a drink anyways

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So u think you can handle this?

...Maybe just respond assuming she's the one who offered to buy you
the drink and just keep up with it until she drops it. Then, just change
the topic. Go into a routine or whatever...


[Just ad-libbing here]

her: Can you buy me a drink?

You: Sure, I'll have a Vodka cran.

her: No, will you buy me a drink?

You: Wow, shouldn't you be back with my drink by now? I don't
have all night. Speaking of slowpokes, did you see that girl at the
bar? She...

[quote="piker"]when a girl asks you to buy them a drink, consider it a shit-test.

HB: [asks you to buy her a drink]
you: *slight smile or smirk, no teeth; glance away from her for a moment and then look back* tell me, does that usually work on most guys?

if she says
HB: [some form of yes]
you: oh really? (or any question that instills slight doubt) thats interesting/funny. *smile again*[/quote]

I like this one best.