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Professor Watts
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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: Funny Story Feild Tested |
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I did not wright this I pulled it out of a esoteric British science fiction book
The Cookie story
So I'm sitting in a (Insert location here) at a table I'm sharing with a man who was about 82 when suddenly he grabs a pack of(insert Brand) cookies that I had bought earlier, he then opens them eats one and puts the pack in front of him. I didn't know how to react, this old man had done something so socially unexpected that for a moment I froze
I finally decided my best move was to grab the cookies and eat one, to show him whose boss,I do this all without saying a word. he then grabs the bag and eats another cookie. We went through the whole bag like that, I ate one he ate one I ate on he ate one. With each cookie the old man looked angrier and angrier his face went from red to purple and when the bag was finally empty he walked away with a look of disgust.
five minutes later when I decided to leave, I picked up my news paper and underneath was the pack of (Insert brand name) Cookies I had bought earlier.
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I say it differently in field but you get the gist |
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crazy1320
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: good |
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| its preety good but its a lil confusing and lacks a good ending |
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Professor Watts
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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I was not clear
the ending is spose to imply that you were eating the old dudes cookies the entire time |
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Generalissimo
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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| What if instead of an olde dude, it was a really hot girl eating the cookies? |
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The Visionist
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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I like it 
Generalissimo is right, infer pre-selection by saying it was a hot girl. Cookies can be traded for anything appropriate. |
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crazy1320
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:16 am Post subject: oh lol |
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| now that i understand it its actually very funny |
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Professor Watts
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| yea it always gets big laughs |
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Smooth22
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:51 am Post subject: |
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| i find the story hilarious with the old man....but for pu purposes a hot girl would be better. either way i'm definitely going to try this out! |
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Professor Watts
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| I think your reading to much into DHV all this is about is showing some humility and just being funny. |
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rartoul
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Lmao another douglas adams fan huh? I remember reading this in "The hitchihikers guide to the galaxy" and laughing soooo much. |
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Untouchable3
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| Hh nice. But I agree with Generalissimo.. |
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