So thursday arrived yet again,

me and my SPAM were going to head to our usual bar and have a few drinks (ended up being a few drinks too much)
Our new SPAM who had been hanging out with us during the whole evening wanted to tag along with us. Yeah, we flirted while we were playing some silly board game. So yeah, it was fine with us.

She had invited a friend along (guy) from her hometown. So he'd be tagging along aswell.

For some reason, me and my SPAM had moved the party to my room to shout at random passer-by's from my window . We already had a few beers and I guess we felt like shouting at random people, whatever I can't remember, it was fun.
In walks our new SPAM, she joined the yelling for a bit. While I started talking to her friend. Talked about his band and whatnot.

We decided to hit town, and when we do, we hit it haaaaard.

Picked up a plate of beers and started kicking the shit. Me and our new SPAM who we will refer as hbloose from now on started ridiculing the chodes/fatties at the bar. It's great fun when you pinch a fatty in the ass and she thinks the dude behind her was it and flies him in the arms. Laughs were shared.

My other SPAM (who is a guy) pointed at some UG that was dancing on a stage and told me, I can see she wants to meet you...

me: "please don't"
SPAM: "too late"

and he casually strolls over and tells her something while pointing at me. I was laughing my ass off, guessing she'd just be weirded out....

But no.... as faith would have it... she came over to me....

This was going to end bad, on her side....

She started talking and dancing infront of me at the same time, dancing like a stroke victim, it was horrible. I kept tooling her hoping she'd get the message. She then proceeded to ask me how old I was, I responded '16' hoping that'd do it. She got all excited and told me she was '19' I called bullshit. So she flashed her ID, which I tried stealing....
I looked at HBloose with "HELP" all over my face. She comes up and kisses me on the cheek and I tell UG "sorry" and she walks off. I high five HBloose and we all burst out into laughter.

Yeah, we are assholes.

I talked to her friend, who was looking at some girl
me: "yeah she's hot"
him: "yeah she is"

I then see her getting off the stage.

I slide over and introduce myself.
Hiiiiiii she went, I HAVE TO GO.

okay..... nvm

We bounced venues, where a soccer buddy was having a party of some sort. I started talking to a few random girls, just chit-chat, nothing special. Untill I see someone I had met before, crazy chick. We'll call her Javianne. She was talking to soccer buddy. I stroll over and take over the set. Yeah I was in asshole mode. soccer buddy: "hey don't do that maaaaaan" me: "JUST FOR A WHILEEEEEEEEEEEE" while I dragged this girl away from him.
I started touching her, she was getting into it. Till some dude walks over and tells her 'they were going' and she went 'sorryyyy'

Fuckiiiing sucks, I'm not gonna chase shit like that.

I can't remember what happened after that. It's all blurry.

What I do know is that I ran into that girl later that night in another venue, again she was talking to soccer buddy. And again I started to drag her away.
soccer buddy: "maaaaan, stop doing that"
me: "yeyeeyeyeyeyeye, JUST FOR A MOMENT"
(he needs to stop being a chode)

And I quickly got her number before leaving, the clubs and bars already were closing.

We got home, while walking home, for some reason I started holding hands with HBloose. Mind you, I was basically ignoring her for the whole evening, unless I had something to say/do with her.... While she saw me chatting up random girls.

The living room was crowded and me and HBloose were getting touchy, she was sitting next to me with her legs over mine, while I was stroking her inner thigh. I started to get annoying, poking her, teasing her, with hard eye contact. At one point (don't ask me why, I don't remember) I threw her shoe out on our roof. She demanded I went and got it back. I walked out on the roof, but instead of getting the shoe, I climbed on the fire escape ladder that leads to our living room (it's attached on the outside of the house). She saw this and confronted me in my living room (who's above the living room where everybody was sitting and was completely empty) . Without too much thought about it we started making out.

I started pushing her towards my bedroom (it's just across the hall from the living room, so I only had to push her backwards into my room, I always leave my door open when I go out->straight line from living room to my bed).
Threw her on my bed and started making out more wildly, while she started unbuttoning my shirt, I took her clothes off , yada yada....We had sex.



Now the plan is to make her a fuckbuddy, which would be sweet. I haven't talked to her yet after this incident, only briefly in the morning. But we'll see where this goes. She's pretty open-minded, sex was already discussed during the silly board game.

Yeah guys, start playing silly board games with girls, it's fun.

plus, I hope to run into the other girl again, javianna, according to my SPAM (who hate her) and HBloose (who also hates her) she's a huge nympho.

More about that soon