There is this guy who is always funny in his FB posts. Normally he gets lots of comments and many likes. please Thank Paul for all this shit:) but consider is just to make people laugh, so what out cause girls may not see any value but just a guy who could make them laugh in a date ( a value itself)
- The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga.
- "How To Win Friends And Influence People On Facebook"
Post pictures of dogs and cats.
- My doctor gave me a prescription for anti-depression meds but my Bartender is having a hard time reading his writing...
- Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
- when are they coming out with a lesbian bareback mountain movie????
- I now have the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
- Alcohol does kill brain cells. As a kid I could name all the dinosaurs. Now I can name maybe three, and I'm not even sure armadillos count.
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
hope it helps or at least make you laugh