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This is a long read. I go into lots of detail for your benefit so that you can see my methods and possibly apply some. Be warned. It is completely worth it though....

I do not consider myself the typical AMOG. It is an acronym that we throw around, Alpha Male of the Group or Alpha Male Other Guy. Last night I was the Alpha Male of the Group. Here is the field report I promised you all last night. Names have been changed.

My friends arrived about a 9:30. I had to go down to the front desk of my dorm to sign them in, there I ran into Jackie. Jackie lives down the hall from me. She's about 5'1" maybe 100 pounds, b-cup, booty, blonde hair and big brown eyes, slightly hidden by her stylish glasses. With them on she's a good 8.5 on the HB scale, but her personality defintely helps too. She's about 22 and a fellow history major. She broke up with her boyfriend about a month ago, though they only dated a few weeks... what a sucker.

I mentioned to Jackie that we were going to a party tonight and that her friends should join us. She said that she would ask. My friends and I headed up stairs and had a few drinks, then headed out. We were rolling 6 boys deep when we arrive and upon entering, the president of the fraternity that was hosting declared that we would be the last non-brother males allowed to the party. We paid our five dollars a head and headed down the the basement.

There was a good hundred people down stairs. We are a state college, not as big as Rutgers, but this place was definitely tight. First thing we did was head for the keg. I grabbed a beer and checked my phone. Jackie had texted me that they were at the party. In fact, they were right around the corner. I took my friend Tom and introduced him to her and her two friends, a short pale red head named Emma and a foxy, olive skinned girl named Liz. I carried brief conversation and kinoed each girl, pointing to my cheek, ala Style and saying "I have to go socialize, you guys can't keep me all to yourselves," to which I got a kiss from each girl and dragged Tom acrosse the room to try a few approaches.

The thing about Tom is that we both like the same type of girl. Short, cute and fiesty. Sometimes when he gets too much liquor in his system, he decided to try to be the AMOG. Tonight would be a bad night for Tom.

I approached a three set near the stripper pole. Two sexy black girls and a Latino girl. Interesting. My school is very diverse, but as you typical looking white boy, approaching ethnic girls can be somewhat intimidating. I noticed the black girl on the pole had a tongue ring. There is my in.

I walked right up to the Latin girl and put my arm around her. I made eye contact with the girl on the pole and stuck my tongue out. She did the same. We chatted a bit and then rolled off. These girls were drunk and the first set we had approached. Any success would be a fool's mate .It was going to be an interesting night.

I ran into a few of my teammate next. Instant social credit. Here I was getting hugs from large, well groomed men. They say if you want to win the women, you have to lead the men, so I led a group of my friends to a flip cup table and we basically took over.

We set up a line of five cups. Everybody on my side except for the guy next to me, a dumpy looking AFC, were my long term friends. Across from us stood a group of guys we had just met and a few girls. There was Lisa and Cara. Lisa was about 5'0" and blond. She wore a belly cut shirt, I'd say she was an 8, more my type. Cara was one of those bitchy/sexy girls, a 9 (depending on the angle, could have been a seven in better lightly lol), dark skin, dark hair, and a little attitude.

I reached across the table and grabbed Lisa by the hand. "I'm Shameless, I hope you're good at this because I about the whoop your ass ;)"
She giggled, told me her name, blushed and the game started. We won.
"We're best friends," Cara chimed in as Lisa and I were making conversation. "Is she always the rude?" I replied. They both laughed. "We're sisters."

Bingo. Who remembers this part from The Game?
"Bullshit."

Both girls' faces dropped. Cara leaned in "Actually we're sister in laws."
Two guys stood beside them. "This must be your boyfriend," I said and grabbed his hand. This tool is an AMOG destroyer, boys. He shook my hand and introduced himself and she pushed away. "No way! We're just friends. And this one is my brother." You should have seen the faces fall on these guys.

I worked kino on Lisa, squeezed her hand as we prepared for the next round. She squeezed back. IOI. I pulled her half across the table, looked into her eyes and asked "Do you consider yourself a spontaneous person?"
"yes," she replied, with her smile cracking the sides of her mouth.

"Kiss me then."

She hesitated at first. ASD at its finest. Here I was calling her out in front of her friends and strangers. My boys and the AFC and her brother and friend all looked on. I leaned in. She leaned in. I cheeked her. DAMN! That was an awesome neg. Cara burst into laugher.

"You just met me, I'm not that easy! Next round! Ready to get your ass whooped again?"

She had such a look of confusion/arousal on her face. I knew I could close her later in the night. This is a perfect example of cat-string theory at work. I rolled off for a moment and approached a group of girls that I knew. It was a 3 set. They were my ex-girlfriend's roommates. One of the girls immediately gave me a hug and a kiss. The other a hug, and the third, an average looking blond (hb6/7) by the name of Jill kind of stared at my. She was my ex's bedroommate. She was new this semester and I knew she had a 28 year old boy friend.

"You have white shit all over you! You're a mess!" I said, whipping dust off her shirt. Easy kino. She looked a little embarrassed. Her friends laughed at her. I turned my back to her and teased her a bit to her friends. She tried to but back in, but I pulled my phone out, "I have to take this." I said. Everyone at the table laughed and she got red in the face, but still hiding her smile as best she could.

I rolled off and entered the game again. We played a few rounds, I was getting hi-fives and pats on the back from my friends and the guys I just met alike. The girls (Lisa and Cara) were charmed by my confidence and social proof. I stood with my back to the wall, and the group (my ex's roommates) tried to pass a few minutes later. Jill wispered in my ear as she stood behind me "Suppose I stick my finger in your ass, would you like that?"
"About as much as my ex-girlfriend would appreciate you hitting on me" I looked her in the eyes and smiled. Doggy dinner bowl look. Girls always want what they can't have. This night was going amazing.
Everything was about to change, though. Cops.

The problem with college parties is that they always get broken up.

Cops walked into the basement and cleared it out. Fuck me, I thought. I could have closed several girls tonight.

We hearded out and my friends and started to walk back to the dorms. I got a text from Jackie a few minutes in. She and her friends had left. I invited them to our dorm to continue the party. They obliged.

We met back at my room. It was now me, Tom, 4 other male friends of mine, Jacki, Liz, and Emma. We set up a pong table and I took Liz as my partner. She wore a eye shadow that contrasted her dark skin. I Complimented her on it. "I like your eye shadow... too bad it doesn't match, I thought you had your act together." DAMN, the look on her face was priceless. She grabbed me and squeezed me.

We lost the first round, but that wasn't important. I was working the room. Moment later the girl I've been sarging, Mary, came up stairs. She pulled me in and started making out with me. Sat on my lap. Social proof, whoop!

She said she just wanted to come see me, but invited me to sleep in her bed at the end of the night. I said I'll see. She had to leave though, her roommate was having a crisis so i let her go.

I moved to the couch next and sat next to Emma and ran the five questions game. She lost, laughed, hugged me, then got up to get me a beer. The other girls looked on. Jealousy is such a powerful tool.

My male friends set up the table for a round of flip cup. Liz stood beside me. I grabbed her around the waist and pulled her close like I was going to kiss her. I pulled back at the last second and smirked. I know that she has a boyfriend. She would have kissed me but building this kind of attraction is addictive. I didn't want to screw their relationship up so I let it go. She looked defeated. Doggy-dinner bowl look.

I noticed at this point that my friend Tom, Mr. Drunken AMOG, was in the head smoking ciggys with Jacki. They emerged and she sat down next to me. We started talking. I kinoed her. Locked tom right out. She scooched closer to me. My friend had a weird look on his face, but please, there were plenty of girls here, and she didn't seem interested in him at all. I brushed her hair. I kissed her. She jumped on top of me. We started making out. I felt bad for half a second, knowing I just completely AMOGed Tom, but this wasn't his girlfriend, he had just met her, and she and I had been friends for a few months. He got up and stormed out of the room, defeated.

"Let me show you my room. I whispered in her ear as I kissed the nape of her neck. "I'd love to."

Seconds later we were naked in my bed. She was moaning and swooning. I like to consider myself an excellent lover. I talk to girls the whole time, build arousal, kiss all over, and I have an amazing tongue of Gene Simons-like proportions. Between her moans I asked her questions:
You like me don't you?
Yes.. uhhhh...
"What do you think of my friend Tom?
Not into him... ohhhh
I could tell...
Emma's going to kill me... ohhhhh
She likes me too?
Ohhhhhh yeah ohhhhh
*I started nibbling on her breasts and kissing her imaculately waxed pelvic area."
You're like a blank canvas, how would you like me to paint you?
Any way you'd like ohhhhhhh..
Liz likes me too...
Ohhhh yeah she does...
So I guess you should feel lucky..
Ohhh yes, she smiled and pulled me in to kiss her.

The problem with drinking is a wonderful syndrome called The Wiskey Dick. It is problems maintaining an errection or finishing when you are intoxicated. Anything more than 3 drinks usually gets me to this point (Wiskey dick, not drunk..) so I told her to be patient. Every time I got hard, I tried to stick it in, and although she was wet, I literally COULD NOT FIT in her tiny pussy with my slightly above average (7inches, 8 on a good day) dick. While we are humping my fucking SUITEMATE walks in.

"Get the fuck out Al!"
"Woah man sorry, woah nice!" *slams door shut* I could hear through the walls him delcare to all my friends outside "Yoooo Shameless is gettin it in!"
*she giggled then pulled me closer and we made out some more*

I went down on her. A minute later she moaned out "I'm coming..."

After she came I let her glow. I walked acrosse my aparment in my boxers and smirked to my friends. I took a piss and washed my face. As I re-entered the room she pulled my boxers off and gave me head. She was pretty fucking good at it. I told her that she might be GFM, that I liked her too and I was happy that we decided to be intimate.

We slept naked holding each other.

We woke up about 9am this morning and I mounted her. Still couldnt get more than the head of my dick into her. This might take time. I rolled off and she got dressed. She kissed me and told me she'd call later.

Tom looked super pissed this morning. He had left me a nasty text message that I just recieved from the night before.
"What happened to bros b4 hos? o wait u dont care."

He was right, I didnt care. I didn't need to explain myself, I was doing what I had to do. All the other girls could have been easy game. I built insane attraction and let them both down, any AFC could have swooped in and laid them that night. I did all the dirty work, all they needed to do was have the balls to kiss close.

I just got a text from Mary. "So I slept alone last night."

I called, I said I didn't get to bed until very late and waking her up would have been bad. We arranged to eat together later.

That's my story.

I hope it helps you guys. Let me know what you think. I really want a lot of feedback on this one.
Take care!

-Shameless

Summary (please read the whole thing though, it's worth it!)- Became the alpha male of the party. Built attraction in 6 different girls. f-closed (kinda) one of them. And for Christ's sake don't just read it and not respond!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:51 pm 
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Wow man good stuff! i liked ur style at the party fo sho. maybe next time do a lil less of the beer pong and drinking games although that got u alot of social proof. The wisky dick is a killer. just ask the girl to give u some head and more then likely u'll fuck her. at least u made the girl cum tho she'll be back. plus u have the other chick that u didn't go see thats prolly just dying for it now. keep it up


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Very Impressive. Your routines seemed flawless and as i can see you were rewarded. Regarding your annoyed AFC friend its up to you to decide if hes a good enough friend to stop you sarging a girl you and he likes. He has probably lost a lot of trust in you so its worth evaluating your friendship with him.


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HAHAHA!!

solid game. i don't understand at the begining the "are you spontaneous...kiss me" .....she leaned in to kiss you and you kissed her on the cheek?

it sounded like you said it so that everyone could hear, and then NEGed her. If that's true, i'm amazed that it worked, in front of her friends, girls seem to hate that. alone, okay, but not in front of her friends. I thought she'd'a blew you off ofter that.


haha...oh, wait....she did! :wink:


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Nice.I hope to add a few field and lay reports sometime soon.Right now I'm kind of limited since I don't have a liscense yet,but I'll own this summer!


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great field report man. I enjoyed the read and idolize your game. good work


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...solid game. i don't understand at the begining the "are you spontaneous...kiss me" .....she leaned in to kiss you and you kissed her on the cheek?
No man, she went in for the kiss and he turned HIS cheek to her. I liked that.

It's brilliant role reversal.


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Nice Job Dude :D You were on all night,i liked the takeaway kiss,makes em come back for more everytime.Keep up the good work man


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Thanks for the responses. I swear I was literally on last night. Probably one of the most successful nights I've ever had. I was glowing all day today and walking with a swagger. I approached a few girls in my new classes but wasn't really interested in trying to close, because, well now I have two girls who live in the same building who are insanely hot and want to fuck my brains out, but they both consider me Boy Friend Material (and they are definitely both GFM), as well as my ex who has been pretty freakin jealous as of late living on the floor above me.

Before we went out We played a game of pong. I hit five cups in a row. I knew it was going to be a good night. Let me tell you though. This is of the utmost importance. LIVE by the three second rule. If I just approach and go into natural conversation, I am fine. If I sit and think it over, I look like a fucking creeper and end up messing it up. It's like Mystery said- its just like jumping in a pool. If you test the water and its too cold, it takes forever to get in. If you just jump in, all is well within a few seconds.

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Great field report. Truly amazing game, one thing I don't get. You hooked up with another girl in front of all these other girls, and Jackie still wanted you? I mean I understand making girls jealous, but I know once I hook up with one girl, and other girls watch, I probably won't hook up with any of the girls that saw, no matter how hard I game them, mainly because the girls would think I'm a player, and girls hate that shit. So how did Jackie react to that?


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I feel like I wrote this forever and a day ago. We had our fun. Then I started seeing another girl (well a few others) and then I got into the season and pledging and well, she went off and got a boyfriend. Haha, still a good friend of mine and always flirts, but I'm not down for stealing some action from a guy who is in the service, as I hope to be a Marine someday soon.

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I read it.

Can you make a very objective list of WHAT you did to become the alpha male of the party?


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Well played sir, well played.


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Now thats how you run college parties bro :D


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Now thats how you run college parties bro :D
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