EasyLover's Lesbian Nights (PIC)

EasyLover · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject: EasyLover's Lesbian Nights (PIC)

The following post is rated (R) if ur under 17...forget it U lil horn dogs are going to look anyways so strap in and get ur vaseline ready

Last Friday
Met a HB(9) at a busy Top notch Bar what started out as innocent flirting and posing with a digital camera and abuse of our womanly powers lead too well…….u know.
I don’t need to go through the pick up process because there wasn’t much of one all it took was a simple “hey sexy lady wanna pose for my camera.” So I had some 35yr old well established(meaning he looked like he had money) AFC(7) take a pic of us kissing (I think he got a woody from it). Then I move in close to AFC place my lips near his cheek & ear and ask him “Did u enjoy that would u like to see it up close and personal a little triple kiss action maybe(with a decietful look in my eyes)?”.. AFC respond HELL YEA!!” he attempts to move in on us.. I stop him whoa whoa daddy not until you’ve brought me and my girlfriend here a drink first he obliges

and asks us what u do u want I respond ”Cristal how about u HB(9)
She replies “The same”

AFC runs to get the $200 bottle of Cristal while me an HB(9) conversate “I tell her we can keep this act up” she “says why act we can have some fun tonite(HB(9) leans into me and softly licks and bites my ear lobe). AFC comes back we find a booth me an HB sit opposite of AFC. We a chat bit. Then I whisper to HB “So u down to entertain this loser she replies whatever u want to do I tell her want I’m going to do she agrees” we start making out then I reach my hand down her white top feeling her breast making sure to cover her nipple then I pull her bra and shirt away from her one of her titties and let it hang out completely while still covering her nipple she had nice light golden brown nipples btw. AFC wants in bad I put her titty back in fast so he got no view of that lovely nipple and I tell AFC “We’re almost to that point a couple of shots of grey goose and we’re yours baby.” He gets several shot’s we take em rub his inner thigh and blown in his ear but we never kiss him only play like it but Me and HB would kiss making him all the more horny. Then we excused ourselves to the restroom. We never comeback. We completely forgot about HB(9)'s guy friend she came with OOPS oh well
We jump into my car she starts playing with and massaging my breast under my shirt . No one is around in my apartment parking lot. So HB proposes a dare we take our shirts off and run to my apartment topless(We’re wasted at this point so why not).We run into my Apartment thank god no one saw us. We do some tequila body shots then we put our tops back on in the house cuz HB says she has a fetish for undressing her partner(ME too). We go to my bedroom start making out and undressing I take her shirt off and unhook her bra one handed. She takes my shirt off and un- snaps the front of my bra and my tits burst out we continue sucking an licking on eachothers big delicious nipples. Then I slowly unbutton her pants she does me the same. Now we’re both in nothing but our white Victoria secret panties i slowly lick up from her inner thigh all the way to her neck then I lick my index and my middle fingers and slide it slowly down the front of her panties and make slow sensual cirlces she’s getting really really wet and moaning AHH AAHH AAAAAAAHHHH!!! and then….. OK guys zip up your pants and put away the Vaseline you’ve been Easylovered u sick freaks I know u guys are lovin this story and wishin’ u were there

SouthernCross · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject:

haha now I predict this post will easily hit 5000 views by tomorrow. Since when did u become a lesbian...haha

EasyLover · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

Well Baby you know its whatever I'm into at the time
and u do know ............(giggles)

Scent · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject:

Haha, I started off reading the post not realising you were a girl, got about half way through and started wondering why you were talking dirty to another guy, then when your friend started playing with your breasts, it clicked that you were a chick, so I had to re-read the whole thing.

Vaseline kept its lid on though, you're on a PUA forum hun. We have girls for that.

EvoJ · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject:

Poor AFC... used and abused. Well, I hope he learned a lesson from this but I don't think so. You realized you just kicked a puppy right?

Well, I suppose you kicked the puppy and a bottle of Cristal and some grey goose popped out. Eh, to each their own.

EvoJ

Aceospades12 · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

u know i was going to say: the poor AFC bastard never saw it coming

but i think he probably did
im sure this wasnt the first time the rich loser has spent exorbitant amounts of $ on girls' alcohol.
cant say he didnt get anything out of it - for him it was probably the best 10 min. of his life

cheers

Trivial · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:11 am Post subject:

Wait wtf... You are a girl? and is that you in your avatar.

Trivial

Archangel White Rose · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject:

WTF is this thread doing in this forum? We're suppose to be teaching people how to get real girls, not jerk off in front of a flatscreens. Shame on you EasyLover!

BTW, didn't realize you were a girl either. If I did I'd have asked for your number as well before. You may send it to me in private if you don't want to post it on public forum.

EasyLover · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject:

Wow Trivial and White Rose u guys are really slow
I'm sure we'ver posted on some thread and made womanly comments and u just now realize I'm woman
hahahaha

Archangel White Rose · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:48 pm Post subject:

Me? Slow? No, my excuse is lack of interest. As a boy you had next to no interest to me. As a girl you are up a point.

Rye · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:27 am Post subject:

Hahaha EasyLover, you naughty girl. I feel bad for the AFC, man. I bet he cried himself to sleep that night.

Ubium · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:52 am Post subject:

Wow didnt know there was a chick on this forum, a hot chik too, that story got me heated yet sad cause of the exploited yet oblivious afc took. I hope a chick doesnt do me like that ever.

Trivial · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:58 am Post subject:

EasyLover · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:14 am Post subject:

	Replies	Author	Views	Last Post
i wanted to throw her out of my car!!!	30	taipan	6711	Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:50 pm rushy
THE CAR WASH Technique	33	Duke23	6177	Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:56 am rushy
Being in your element (not the damn car)	11	Strive	1994	Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:43 pm taggy
Girl forgets something in your car, possible trick?	19	verbatim350	2994	Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:39 am Kaine
what if the girl drives a better car than you	12	phorm	2137	Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:42 am chicocat21

Terrible
Bad
Average
Good
Excellent

	Pick Up Artist Forum Home Page -> Lay Reports	All times are GMT