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Exile
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 Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: Commedy and Sex? |
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Ok I was with this HB8 I met on facebook last nite and tried something a little different for me during sex. Now I have always been told that making a girl laugh during sex is a bit of a passion killer but it went down really well with the girl I was with last nite.
It started off at my place! This was technically second date but i dunno if you class it as a date when all you do is F*ck! As we walked into the room i closed the door behind me then pushed her onto my bed I kissed her and began to undress her then went down on her until she came. After that she returned the favor with a blow job and this was where the joking began, after I came I lay back and did a real obvious pretending to snore to which she laughed and hit me playfully I then rolled her over to give her a back massage after this she climed on top of me and we kissed as she played with my cock. I began to joke with her and jokingly complained about being a man because we have to wait for "our Batteries to Recharge" whilst women can go again almost straight away we were talking about anal and I joked saying I didnt intend to try it. I then wound her up saying I had a finger up my ass then revealed it was a by a doctor on a prostate exam but I did have a cigarette afterwards.
There was quite a bit more inuendo like this and me teasing her to which she replied youre "so cheaky I dont know how you get a away with this" I then went down on her again and made her come and by this time I was recharged and ready for sex but it was taking me ages to come i kept changing positions but nothing was hapenning i then bent her over on my bed while I proceeded to give her anal. She was loving it but i was just getting bored thrusting away so i decided to do something cheeky and reached for this novelty leprechaun hat with ginger beard that was on my bedside table (it was souvenier from last St Patricks Day) I put it on she didnt see me and carried on pumping her an as she came she turned round only to see me wearing this funny hat and shout, "top of the morning to ya." She laughed and said that I was so bad! After this she then gave me another blow job forgetting where my cock had just been I still couldnt come so I slipped my self inside her until she came again I finally lay next to her and showed her how to give me a hand job. To which she said she likes guys who know what they want.
After this I put my pants back on to pull out an unused box of condoms that were in my pocket to which I joked saying "looks like I wont be needing them now." I then revealled some of the Star wars stuff hidden round my room a began to tease her for being picked up by a geek and not realising I was a geek.
She Txted me today to arrange another session. The funny thing was that was my best performance in the bedroom in a long time i made her Orgasm 4 times and felt like a total porn star. I even flexed my arms in the mirror whilst she wasnt looking like Christian Bale does in American Psycho lol. |
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Pen1987
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| Nice work. I never dared attempting to make her laugh during sex but I might dare to win next time. I like how you negged her on picking up you! wtf! funny shit. |
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Waffle
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Look up Steven Byrne. He does some pretty funny stand up with funny things to do for sex. This just reminded me of it. |
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