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Well been having more and more success with this its rediculous. HB 6-9's all biting. Ill post later
In case you guys get stuck try this if they dont bite:
Me: Johnny Cochran
Her: Huh?
Me: thats my name in the bedroom.
Her: lol oh yeah? lets hear it, I know you got something smartass to go with this.
Me: I'll get you off!
Oh fuck that's amazing ahaha.
Used OP's opener a few times now and works a treat.
Anyways after opening, I've used this multiple times too (When a conversation's going dull I've thrown this in), usually gets them interested and a quick laugh.
Or in this case.. Well, I don't even know what to say.
New to online and trying random things out. Talking to this HB9 on chat.
After opening, discussing career/work:
Me: So what do you do, career wise?
HB9: im a hairdresser and u (: xx
Me: I work with animals. Best career choice I've ever made.
HB9: omg what is it u do? xx
Me: I'm a penguin picker upperer, work out in the Antarctic mainly. Back here for a lil' while tho.
HB9: what? really? ur joshing me! xx
^(Usually after throwing the "job title" out there they'll realize it's a joke and when you describe the "job specifics" you'll get a laugh "haha ur funny" "Arhh nice ;D ahah" But this girl went full blondemode/10)
Me: No one believes me when I tell them my job title. Basically, it's all to do with when planes fly over there, the penguins look up at them and fall onto their backs and can't get back up. We go over and make sure they're ok, picking them up and sending them on their way.
HB9: ive never heard about that before O: thats amazing how long u been doing that?
Needless to say I went on for a good 15 minutes or so.
That's the one and only response I've had of a girl believing me, I wish she was trolling me or leading me on but you could tell she just wasn't the type to do that, she actually believed me.
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