i did it for the first time by accident so it is actually field tested

First thing i would like to note is that the thought of custard seems to turn women on, let me know if you have noticed the same thing because it could be very interesting.

anyway, heres the text session:

me: did i send u a drunken text last night ( i didnt even got out drinking the pevious night lol)

her : no blah blah

me: good because i've just seem this txt message in my outbox and i wasnt sure if i'd sent it or not.

her: (gets curious) wat was it about blah blah

me: well it was a drunken text so i dont think i should say

her: please etc.

me: okay u only get two guess

her: guess 1 "i love bananas" , guess two "marry me"

at this point you dont reply her for at least 12 hours so she gets really curious and it keeps playin on her mind, shes wondering what the hell was in that text. Which is good, very good because shes thinkin about you all day.

me:both completly wrong

her : do i get a clue

me: it involves custard but thats all i'm saying


at this point or slightly afterwards it started turnin sexual, which is great because she thinks about the two of you havin sex, which leads to fantasies then horniness


I hope you guys realise that there was no actual "drunken text", it was actually based on a fantasy i had built up with another girl which involved custard.


Tembo x

Sounds interesting. I would only say that, for Americans, they probably don't know what custard is so I'd change it to whipped cream, a common ingredient in many a sexual fantasy...

I like it. And I especially like the fact that you went with custard and not whipped cream. Whipped cream is so typical of a sexual fantasy, it seems contrived and planned. The custard part is what made it seem random like a legit drunk text.

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custard isn't really anything of a 'sexual' food as far as im concerned. Whipped cream would look too deliberate. or would get her thinking 'erghk this guy was gonna send me something pervy about whipped cream'.


Tembo, how many girls have you tried this on? I'm not sure how certain it is that the 'custard' is whats steering it sexual, have you looked back to see if it may have been something else? Or tried exchanging 'custard' for other funny foods/items...?

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I agree, I like custard as apposed to whipped cream.

im gonna try this one RIGHT now

Haha ok this girl was a little too smart for me, she knows I like her because when we were drunk we told each other we liked each other (but I have a gf so i didnt take it any further).

Me: Hey ballerina, did i send you a drunken text last night? x
Her: hahaha no, why?
Me: Good, I saw this text in my outbox and i wasn't sure if i sent it or not haha x
Her: Haha hey now you made me really curious, what was it?
Me: Well I had some drinks, I dont think i should tell you..but its pretty funny so I'll let you guess twice! x
Her: Haha mean, im not good at guessing..xx
Me: Oh so you're not even going to try? I thought you'd be more adventurous than this *name* x
Her: Hahaha well right back at ya, I thought you'd have the balls to just tell me ! x
Me: Oh shit you got me, I thought it would be more fun to tease you a little I'm only going to say that it was about whipped cream haha x
Her: oh yeah go ahead and tease me *sniff* (A) . Haha silly! but whipped cream is really good x

did i fuck up anywhere? i cant tell. now i dont know what to say anymore lol

Her: Haha mean, im not good at guessing..xx
Me: Oh so you're not even going to try? I thought you'd be more adventurous than this *name* x

in my opinion that is probably where you went wrong, when she sent that text i would have waited for the curiosity to do its thing, she will start thinking about all the different things that could have been in that text. Until finally she texts you again with two guess

your response to it as well seems to it sound like you WANT her to know what the text was.

your should be trying to get her to guess , instead just try to arouse her curiosity.

Well the fact that it didnt went as planned doesnt mean you did something wrong, it did came off like your really want her to guess, but I think that in the end it came out not that bad.. and as you can see shes teasing you back.. so it's actually good you txt whipped cream

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Impressive use of suspense.

Any thing the woman imagines the text would be is going to be 100x better than you could have come up with in the first place. And since you spread the texts out, you have her thinking/imagining/anticipating you all day. I really like it.

I like it but is there anyway you could change the whole custard and guess thing. What about just saying "lol never mind i think ur a bit too young to hear it" or something like that. I just know I can't get away with the whole custard thing.

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i might use ice cream instead of custard...

it'd be funny to use something like pistachio ice cream, but then again i have a weird sense of humor

"oh baby.. i wanna lick pistachio ice cream off of your stomach"

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Kudos, got this one under my belt. Thanks.

Ok - this actually works a treat.

Respect!!

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This is great!

Especially for jump starting old numbers that are starting to blur...

Next you want to start using that compliance you built to move towards giving the girl a sexual identity.

Text is a fantasy world so it's not governed by the normal rules of communication, and you can escalate things very quickly once you know what you're doing. I have a new way of getting girls to send naked and semi nude photos almost immediately..

Maybe I'll post it here once it's finished.

JS