Here is CF routine (or more like many) when your wing comes in to help you out with a set. Tried this routine once before so i would say it need more field testing but it got a awesome effect for my wing. This routine was inspired by the Dos Equies commercials. Here it goes:
When you and your wing have the two set in a good mood with positive energy, leave the set for about 3 to 4 min and leave your wing alone with the set. To walk out of the set just pretend you have a phone call or something. When you wing is alone he will then do the following:
PUAwing: Oh man how do you guys know (insert name here)?
HBs: we just met tonight
PUAwing: What?! You guys just met? Oh wow you got a lot to learn about him.
HBs: like what?
PUAwing: (insert the following lines here)
His blood smells like cologne.
The police often question him.. Just because they find him interesting.
his charisma can be seen from outer space.
The book "Who's Who in America" lists his little black address book as its major source of information.
He can speak braille fluently, and it is said, he writes his signature in sign language.
He can disarm you with his looks.. or his hands.. either way.
He learned how to play Chinese checkers.. in Japan.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
He doesn't dance to music, the music dances to him
It is said, he has never had to ask for directions. Where ever he ends up is where he needed to be.
He has never lost a sock.
He bought a Swiss Army knife... from the Turkish Navy.
He was the very first member anywhere to see a sign that says "Members Only."
^^^ my personal fav.
It is said he never looks up at the stars and wonders.. because he already knows.
He never initiates conversations about the weather... not even a typhoon.
Even the things his parrot says are insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be bigger than most men’s small intestines.
^^^ my personal fav.
He never has to turn on the lights, because there is no dark in his life.
When he walks he doesn't leave footprints, only his scent.
It is said, whatever side of the track he is on, it is the right side.
He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, or potholders.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.
He dosent need credit cards, his word is good enough.
His beard alone, has experienced more then a lesser man's entire body.
He never says something tastes like chicken.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He has amassed an incredibly large dvd library, and it is said, that he never once alphabetized it.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it is said it would still get there.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me.
Now, when you return to your set reopen with this "hey where you guys talking about me?"