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Methuselah
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 Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:40 am Post subject: Beat down this shit test last night |
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So I'm out at this club last night, and I was trying to get this girl, she kept trying to play me out, over and over.
I approached her and said "Hi", since she was a friend of a friend. The rest goes like this.
HB - "Not interested."
Me - "Ouch, is your bite as loud as your bark?"
HB - "Hilarious, bye."
Me - "Whooa, the ice-queen. So anyway...." (I proceed to tell this ridiculous story that was obviously made up right there on the spot)
HB - "Are you serious? What are you doing?"
Me - "Just trying to make you smile, you look like you need it." (neg)
At this point, she smiles, says thanks and begins to talk freely. We chat and dance for an hour or so, then she goes for some LMR/shit test again. We are in the corner of the place, on a couch, she's sitting on my lap with a glass of wine and says.
HB - "So, what do you plan to do with me? Get me drunk then take advantage of me?"
Me - "OHhhhh, so you've done this before? Good."
HB - Laughter
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Apollo
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:43 am Post subject: Re: Beat down this shit test last night |
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| Methuselah wrote: | HB - "So, what do you plan to do with me? Get me drunk then take advantage of me?"
Me - "OHhhhh, so you've done this before? Good."
HB - Laughter
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I love this part best... I am going to have to try and remember that line... Freakin' hilarious... |
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LoveMonkey
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:03 am Post subject: |
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| thats awesome your my hero. |
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Chepi
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:49 am Post subject: |
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| that ending was hilarious!!! must try!!! |
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Jack
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| shit dude. your inner game has gotta be pretty ridiculous to be saying that kind of c&f. I like it. |
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Domination
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That's so great.. After 3 times of "get out of here" 99.9% of all men would have left. The other 0.01% is either really great PUAs of total idiots 
Respect goes up for you my man  |
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xxIcexx
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| how long have you been a pua for? |
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enacrA jD
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: Re: Beat down this shit test last night |
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| Methuselah wrote: |
HB - "So, what do you plan to do with me? Get me drunk then take advantage of me?"
Me - "OHhhhh, so you've done this before? Good."
HB - Laughter
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dang! thats a good one
i've had my neighbor say that to me once and i was like wtf?
nice shit Meth! |
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Calvin Davids
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meth, dno whether you remember my Msn messenger thing, and you gave a idea about how to leave convo...
"i'm off to do something more interesting now, friday 7pm" or watever...
i used this on the phone last night to a HB 8.5, seeing her tomoz night. Worked like a charm. Cheers bro. |
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Methuselah
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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| xxIcexx wrote: | | how long have you been a pua for? |
1.5 - 2 years, give or take. |
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DW
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| Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| how the hellllllll did you get from "Hilarious, bye" to her smiling and giving you conversation? my god you are a freaking deity |
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davidshankle
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haha..... you Tyler Durden motherfucka.
Good stuff man.... and this is why 10% of the population own 80% of the wealth. |
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