Me: I need help robbing a bank ASAP
Girl: After we rob it can I kill you?

Me: Why would you do such a thing?
Girl: Well only 1 of us can have all the money... I don't find it necessary to split.
Me: Wow, I was thinking we could take the money, move to the Bahamas and build us a nice 5 story luxorious mansion. Guess not though.
Girl: Alright I guess that sounds like a good plan too. Then get married right?

Me: That'd be great .... except I don't think I can marry somebody who would kill me...
Girl:

well I take it back we can just get married and you can spoil me

Me: As long as you promise to let me make love to you every night by the moonlight on our private beach

Girl: Yayayayaya.

I think we'll have to get passed robbing the bank first
Eddie, what could I have done better in this text session. And was her last message a form of rejection?
. Sounds brilliant! As for my advice(yes even though it's my first post I'm not that inexperienced). After she asked if she could kill you why not neg her?