COLLECTION OF PUA OPENERS and Add yours


Go to page Previous  1 ... 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47 ... 53  Next
Users browsing this forum: pua999pua and 0 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Tools & Techniques of Game: Meeting, Attracting and Seducing Women » Approaching and Opening




Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:02 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:10 pm
Posts: 67
Location: Student
adz_1991 wrote:
this worked for me the other night

PUA comes into the smoking area with phone in hand, has a quick (tip toe) look around. Look for a girl facing your direction and has most likely just seen your actions... walk right up to her and say (cheeky smile on as if your about to crack a joke), " Hey there, you haven't seen my friend have you? He's stumbling around somewhere in a Hawaiian shirt...". Then talk about the friend a little and move on for more routines :D

discovered this the other night as I was ACTUALLY...looking for my friend in his disgusting hawaiian shirt haaa


this is fucking smart

_________________
i can't wait to get laid


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:50 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:04 am
Posts: 4
Location: Orlando, FL
Always thought about using this one but never have actually tried it.

Me: Hi excuse me, did you know more people die from dolphin rape than shark attacks? (it's actually true!)
HB: *shocked but laughs* (most likely) No I did not.
Me: Just thought you should be aware of the dangers of dolphins next time you're in the ocean (make sure to smile when saying this)
Me: Hi I'm *name*


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:13 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:42 pm
Posts: 3
Location: Zurich, CH
very good stuff in here.. what You guys think about that.?

ME: ,,today I would say yes if I where You" (with a smile)
HB: ,,but if I say, no"
ME: ,,then.., I would still say yes" (in a playful way with a smile)
HB: ,,laughs.."

tried it a couple times and it worked very well..


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:16 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:04 pm
Posts: 443
Location: England
Class.. wrote:
1 MAJOR TIP id sugest every1 learns is the coin trick with there fingers (normally done by people playing poker) u know, the 1 where u flip the coin on over your fingers, OMG it is the best thing you will ever learn

when im sittin in a cafe and im ordering a drink, 90% if i do it and a female waiter is serving she goes "OMG thats so cool, how do u do that" i either reply "*give her a sly smile* well my fingers are very talented, they can do alot more" THATS IF you want to get right into it hahah, but i normally go "with alot of skill, come have a seat and ill teah you, free of charge *sly smirk*" then hand her the coin...

its AWSOME, and its not that hard to learn..


I'm totally with you there man, that's great!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Day opener
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:39 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:04 pm
Posts: 443
Location: England
R wrote:
Sans wrote:
PUA: Hi, do you know the way to (Ask for a street or place that doesn't exist)

HB: I dunno

PUA: Well, let me explain where it is... (and give some directions how to get there)

It's quite funny :lol:


win!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:07 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:04 pm
Posts: 443
Location: England
Agent Whore 32 wrote:
i was in a bar about 2 nights ago and some guy was throwing a birthday party and the whole bar was like goth and i seen two cute looking hb 8's, i went up to them and opened with

nerd-I know, you two girls look like mmmmm.... Halloween Costumes
hb 8's- omg helll nooo, you need to get out of here
nerd- what? thats not a bad thing (lol, i knew i gave my self a challenge to pick this pne up)
hb8- ofcourse its a bad thing, what the hell man you just called us halloween costumes.
nerd- well not all halloween costumes are bad, you know they got the hot nurse ones, and blah blah blah

good opener trust me, i couldnt get the numbers though, 3 of my freinds came in the group and i knew that set was finished like the titanic


Holy shit, that's fucking terrible! Use it at your peril!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:28 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:41 am
Posts: 105
Me: Hey, excuse me, do you know a guy that looks like this (brief description of myself, keeping it as vague as possible)
HB: Well, no, i don't know him
Me: Are you sure? His name is (my name)
HB: Yeah, i'm sure
Me: Hi (i give her a handshake) my name is (i give her my name) nice to meet you. What's your name?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:55 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:55 pm
Posts: 26
I remember my first opener, it worked pretty well.

ME: Hi. Need a quick opinion. According to the statistics %-- (make up a percentage) of the girls names in (country you live in) starts with a consonant letter. You think its true?
G1 and G2: Could be / I guess so / I dont think so (answer doesnt matter)
ME: Oh you say that cuz yours match/ doesnt match to that. Whats your name?
G1 and G2: Tell their name...
ME: Nice to meet you.
and so on...

Still laugh at it when i remember but hey it worked out and got their numbers. This was at the mall btw.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:59 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:07 am
Posts: 42
Location: Sweden
I just thought of a potential opener:

*** Friend Bet opener ***

::Walking up to a HB or a 2set::
Me: Hey, I'm having a bet with my friend - he said I'd get 20 bucks if I could make you laugh (or smile/ get irritated, etc..)
Seriously, help me out here!

If necessary, you can negociate about her/them getting 50% if they help you.
Like 1 beer for you, and 1 cider for her/them.

Thoughts?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:24 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:07 am
Posts: 42
Location: Sweden
Datguy wrote:
Me: Hey, excuse me, do you know a guy that looks like this (brief description of myself, keeping it as vague as possible)
HB: Well, no, i don't know him
Me: Are you sure? His name is (my name)
HB: Yeah, i'm sure
Me: Hi (i give her a handshake) my name is (i give her my name) nice to meet you. What's your name?


NEVER start an opener with "excuse me".
DLV there.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:12 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:20 pm
Posts: 44
in a club..you make good eye contact,try to make her laught..then you approach by saying "so you think you can dance?let me show you..."you take it from there.

_________________
-don't hate the player,hate the game.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:08 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:55 am
Posts: 171
Location: usa
wow this list is awesome. thanks for posting this


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:08 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri May 04, 2012 1:49 am
Posts: 18
I enjoy polls. This one worked for me plenty of times.

"Hey guys... me and my friend are curious about something and wanted your opinion. Do you think men and women cheat for the same reasons?"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Direct
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:02 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sat May 05, 2012 7:57 pm
Posts: 6
I'm a big fan of going direct. Be an Alpha

One of Artisan's openers

"I thought you were just adorable I at least had to come say hi to you. What’s your name?"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:01 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Sun May 06, 2012 10:43 pm
Posts: 40
Its not my own and i can't remember where i got it from, but works a treat, especially in club/ bar scenarios.

'Hey, I love your dress'
*point out something specific eg: sparkles, ruffles, how its compliments their skin tone, whatever*
'I just saw a girl in the other room wearing the exact same one!'


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 790 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47 ... 53  Next

All times are UTC


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to: