HEY GUYS,i'll be updating this list every few days,you're more then welcome to add some,the reason i'm doing this is because IMHO there's not enough here that's it,enjoy.
warning:these are not by any means new openers!they are old.
Hottest Girl
Walk up to a girl/set and say:
“I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls
think is the hottest girl in this damn place"
I Almost wore that
Here it is; the principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the
same thing as other girls. So, as she walks by, point to something on her, then make eye
contact and say:
“You know, I almost wore that EXACT SAME THING tonight. That would have been SO
embarrassing.”
If she looks stunned and doesn’t laugh right away, ask her what color it is (Particularly in
a dark club or if you have shades on). I always lean in and say “Is that blue, or is it
green??” Kino escalation by touching whatever it is she’s wearing.
“Oh, it’s green? My dress/teddy/negligee/coon skin cap is blue, so it’s not that bad.”
Which naturally leads into…
“Have you ever been at the same club/party/restaurant/coon skin cap with another girl
in the same dress but different color? Is that less embarrassing?”
If she’s not amused and intrigued by this point, she’s Helen Keller or you’re doing it
wrong.
Go up to your target…
You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous! And I admit, it took me some time to
decide on what shoes/belt to wear.”
Her: Puzzled look on her face
You: “wait…you’re not BUBBLES6969? The pic she sent me looks EXACTLY like you!”
Her: “blah blah” (hopefully a laughter and smile if delivered right)
You: “wow….talk about embarrassing moments, huh?”
Of course you aren’t embarrassed and you can just stack forward from there appearing
unphased by the “embarrassing moment”
Walk by a hot girl who’s standing/sitting by herself or slightly away from her group of
friends, and deliver this over the shoulder:
You: “So why are you standing/sitting there trying to look mysterious?”
Her: (smiling and/or puzzled) blah blah
You: “Yeah, see…you got that mischievous look on your face like you just did something
bad and got away with it”
She should be smiling and laughing by then if delivered right. Stack forward either with
another opener or a story or if her friend comes into the set, do the Mystery technique
of saying “hello hello”. Ask how the two know each other then do the best friend's
routine.
The Test
PUA: Congratulations
HB: What, why when?
PUA: You pass my first test - you look (you dress) interesting which made me come here
and start to talk to you. Now I want to know if you are fun.
Jen or Angelina
ME: “Hey I need your opinion about something, If you were Brad Pitt, who would you
choose? Angelina or Jennifer?”
Them: (whatever… although it’s usually Angelina)
ME: “How funny, my friend said Jennifer, he said she’s “safe” but who picks safe over
sexy right?”
This works great if there are two+ girls in the set. When one of them becomes an
obstacle, you can tease her about being the “safe” one.
Me: “Oh I get it! You’re the “safe” one! I’m going to call you Jennifer from now on
(laugh)”
“Hey Jennifer, I’m going to hang out with Angelina for a bit, she’s the fun one.”
The Jealous Cat
"My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along
really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to
pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes
by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? We've thought of
four things:
Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him.
1. Ignore it.
2. Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat.
3. When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car ..."
Magazine
Grab a magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! Then just examine it, and turn to
her and ask, "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is
your opinion about X?"
This is a great, simple, mindless way to open, and then keep things moving
Dinosaurs
Hey, what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy, playful attitude, smile.) Her: "T-Rex"
C'mon, that's lame. You only said that because you remember that name. that's what
everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. It's so common, and to
think, I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. I want a good one,
and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur.
Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). When I
was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were
the oranges ones. And well, orange is my favorite color. Eventually though, I graduated
to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. But yeah, don't
worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. Because I mean,
come on, Ninja Turtles are way sweeter. (You can change the color to purple and say
Donatello. Hell, You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles, use Scooby Doo, or Power
Rangers, have fun with it.)
Nice ass opener
Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass; it’s hard to tell myself. Give me a look at
your ass. (make her turn around, might not be a good idea if you have a hole in your
back) What makes a good ass?
Pua Training Openers
1. I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever, so I thought I’d come
and make some conversation with you.
2. You look familiar, did we have sex? (more than likely you’ll find it funnier than she
does)
3. Which of you guys gets hit on the most? (for a set of two hot chicks)
4. You have thoughtful eyes. I think you have a lot going on inside here. (touch head)
this is to be used on a girl standing around looking bored.
5. Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good, so am I, you go
first.
Very Direct
“ You are so Damn sexy, (Pause) and I am going to get to know you (Pause) so tell me
something about yourself (smile)
Delivery here is crucial. If you deliver good, in most cases they get shocked…and they
are like “ so what you want to know?”
Me : “ Everything, but lets start with music.. what kind of music you listen”
From here go into Rapport (Wide & Deep), as this opener will provide you with lots of
attraction. Its very easy to transition to any other topic. As frame you created allows it.
City Move
Hey - you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city... thinking of living here, but
you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous... difficult to
meet people, and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities. So
how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social
circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of
strangers, also demonstrates you are a social guy.)
Bank Robbery
“Hey girls, are u good drivers? Me and Friend, are robbing bank across the street, and
guess what (pause). Driver screwed us. All you need to do is picks us up at XX.00am, and
drive to airport. You get 3%.
This always leads into good conversation, with good energy. This is my opener number
1# right now. They always want to negotiate their %. And they will ask for 5%
If you want to create more drama here, start opener with this:
Hey girls, let me ask you something, can you keep a secret?
Girls :yes
You : OK… (opener)
Delivery must be Playful.
Be prepared to get lots of IOIs.
Bored Girl
C'mon it's not that bad, it's a Friday/Sat night, the music's good, the dance floor's
pumping, why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the
environment. Then, stop, as if to think about what you've just said.) Don't you hate it
when people do that, you're sitting here minding your own business and someone
comes up forcing you to have a good time. Like, I was at work the other day standing by
the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile, it might
not happen". I was just thinking, why doesn't she mind her own business, I was minding
my own. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said.) Well... I've pretty much
just killed my own conversation, so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting
back to my friends.
Make Up
PUA: Hey, can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion)
Girl: Sure???
PUA: Ok, I can't stand here and talk for you forever, so make it quick but, Should a guy
wear makeup?
Girl: BLAH BLAH
PUA: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And every
time we go somewhere, people are laughing at him behind his back. And I really want to
tell him that his makeup is goofy, but he thinks he is expressing himself. How do you
think I should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off. He is very sensitive.
Girl: Blah.
PUA: Yeah, I remember this one time, we were invited to a classy party...and my friend
Finish the story. Just make sure it's funny.
Neg: (Look in her eyes.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to
yours.... it looks very funny.
Fashion Openers
“I love your style. You’ve got a great look - you must be very creative.”
“I have to say - the way you’ve put your outfit together is so creative. I love your sense
of style.”
“Your style really stands out amongst everyone here, and I had to get to know the
person behind such a great outfit.”
Hair
I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this.
YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion.
THEM: What???
YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE.
THEM: No.. yes... no.. (They debate.)
YOU: How about like this.. streaks.. etc
This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.. Ricki Lake show.." or many other routines..
just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE.
Mixed Set Openers
A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members.
1. “It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this,
the tallest always stands across from the shortest.” - alter as needed.
2. “Who are you people?”
3. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader, “What qualifies you
to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?”
4. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.” (Take cute girl by
the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Do not return.)
5. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please
prove to me they are mistaken.”
6. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where
the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown.”
7. “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other.
Mmmmm let’s see. I am getting a vibe. Yes there it is. You are all members of the same
nudist club. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not
comfortable with your clothes. (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really, I
would have never guessed. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. Which would
you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage
school?”
8. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. The legend is that the
Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. Where you are standing
sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare
body with scented oils…”
9. Approach one group member. Make friends. get that person to introduce you to
everybody else.
10. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some
Feng Shui.
Mystery’s gym opener (Mystery)
“What you think about when you're working out?”
“I’ve been watching you and you seem to really be thinking about things.”
Do NOT ask for the #. Find out what her workout routine is and see if you’d like to share
your workout time together. Then you can say, …
“I’ve been thinking about something in particular lately whenever I workout. Most
people I bet just think about how they are going to have this great body and all, others
think about how they are going to make their next million. What do YOU think about?”
Then talk about how You've been thinking about the way the brain works. How life is a
lot like working out.
Mime
You: I need an opinion on something. (Kino on the elbow to get her attention.)
Her: (Leans in closer.)
You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.
Her: (Smile or Crack up.)
You: When you see me doing my thing, will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to
appear well-traveled) in my hat?
Her: I don't know are you any good?
You: I'm the best. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there. (pause + eye contact)
I talk!
Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where
you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists....add that after stowing
the loot...you'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and
ecstasy... By this time she should've been laughing her ass off.
COLOGNE OPENER
In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better
on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you
do.
Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.
Hot Women (only to be said to 9's and 10's)
PUA: Hey do you know where me and my friend can find some really attractive women?
Magic Trick
PUA: I want to show you a cool magic trick
Then go into the middle of the two set. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like
arm rests.
PUA: Thanks my arms were getting tired.
Eyes opener
Hey let me look at your eyes, they say that you can tell everything by someone’seyes.
The small lines in someone’s eyes tell you how strong their constitution is. If they are
weak and far apart they tend to get sick often, and if they are tightly packed and strong
they are a leader type of person. Let me look at your eyes, hmmmm.
DIRECT OPENERS
Hi, I like you. And I’d like to get to know you. Hey, What’s up? Where are you going?
You’re cute, are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. You have such a
cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name… How are
you? You look like someone I’d like to meet. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these
on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)
DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a
woman’s perspective. It’s a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a
debate and your answer could completely change my entire life….
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows…
Mime College
Hey guys, my friend wants to go to MIME College...how the hell do I convince him not to
go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes.
Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!!
DON’T TOUCH ME
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t
touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with.
Shoes opener
Hey they say you can tell the exact mood a girl is in by the length of the heel on her
shoe. If it’s really tall, even if she doesn’t realize it, she wants hot sex, and if it’s really
low she’s not feeling very sexual. Hmmmm…. (Continue and 100% correct by the way),
hey look her shoes!
ELVIS OPENER (Mystery)
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty
Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I don’t know what her natural hair color was, I’m not Cliff Claven, but can you picture
that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty
sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that
before … did you?
Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the
girl’s eyes and smile?
Then look into the chick’s eyes and smile.
some of these are old,some aren't,i really dong give a shit..shift them to your liking.
more to come if asked.
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