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Octave
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Heres a couple multi line openers i have been using on girls i have known along with girls i have met at parties for 3 minutes. Keep in mind i am in college so the tested age range has been from 18 to 21. It's almost never failed me. The first is a text from a girl who already knew my number

me: MEOW!!!

HB: uuuuuh

me: way to go, you failed my fun person test. maybe if your lucky ill give you another chance at it one day :-)

HB: QUACK!!! there i passed now

me: nah, i wish my tests were that easy... but there not :-p

then just go on with a normal conversation

OPTION 2

this is an example of a girl i met the night before at a party and had gotten number, and didnt want to come off like every other guy who got her number at parties

me: MEOW!!!

HB: haha who is this???

me: 1st off this is jeff, from the party last night, you forgot me already... 2nd congratulations, you just failed my fun person test :-p

HB: haha i remember you. and fun person test?

me: i meowed you.... the acceptable responses are woof, moo, or various other barnyard animal noises :-)

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top stuff keep em coming!
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I tried out the text from earlier in the forum that works "100% of the time after trying it 30 times" The one that goes like this

PUA: YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPEND TO ME LAST NIGHT

HB: ha what?

let 2 minutes go by

HB:??

PUA: crap nvm wrong (insert name) my bad


this was my result

HB: your gay


I am decently sure i have built some kind of attraction and definitely some comfort, she has been texting me at random times so she was definitely thinking of me, yet this text failed miserably? Any thoughts?

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lol I just tried MC hammer on my long term female friend who I only see periodically and she was not amused:

Me: Stop.
Her: What?
Me: Hammertime!
Her: You're weird.

(with a full stop instead of an exclamation mark which would've been better imo lol)

So I just tried to continued the conversation as if she said nothing. She isn't responding. Hopefully it doesn't alienate us further :?
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im trying this on this girl

colour, etc)
Her: lol... i dont know you tell me??

After you receive her response, DO NOT REPLY. Ive gotten pretty much every imaginable response from girls ranging from "i dont know how??", which is easy to play off; and other ones where i desperately wanted to reply right away "ooohh wow wouldnt you like to know, id tell you but then id have to kill ya "

Again, DO NOT reply right away. Give it at least a day (more time for more effect) and then just reply with:


Thats how

Ive also gotten a few smart girls who figured it out a few hours later in which case they 'won' and i in turn showed them i liked that 'Wow, you didnt fall for it, i like that. What else do you have going for you besides your brains?'

the reply i got was i dont know if this is a joke or if your actually asking me lol xxx

what should i reply if at all.
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i like what im reading, iill be using a good amount of these for sure.

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great thread, thanks alot
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I used the blank text and goes like:

[name] it must be embarrassing you have to make up stuff to talk to me.

her: yea thats exactly it! gosh you are a mind reader..

wtf?
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I'm a bit of a newbie so forgive me, but won't some of these text message openers come off as too corny or too cocky. Seems like a lot of women I know would these a bit ridiculous.

Thoughts?
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lol I just tried MC hammer on my long term female friend who I only see periodically and she was not amused:

Me: Stop.
Her: What?
Me: Hammertime!
Her: You're weird.

(with a full stop instead of an exclamation mark which would've been better imo lol)

So I just tried to continued the conversation as if she said nothing. She isn't responding. Hopefully it doesn't alienate us further :?
This is what I mean. Some of these are just retarded and will work AGAINST you.
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Me: "Hey, do you like back rubs?"
Her: Yes
Me: "Great you can give me one!"

Ask to see her phone (hopefully its a flip) and turn one upside down so the they're 69ing

"Do you know why they make artificial lemon juice, but dishwashing detergent is made with real lemons?"

Me: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
Her: No what?
Me: "*wink* ; )"

"Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color cooridinated?"

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I have already used some of these already and got good response.Thanks.
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Used the vegas line twice its tiiight, should probably change some of these a little bit if your gonna pull them from the site. If you google them you get right here.. could be a little embarrassing.
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I just texted this hb and she see's me on msn as well so it worked to my advantage.

me: Oh my god you would not believe what happen to me last nite.

hb: wtf. why are you texting me when you can tell me on msn.

me: Oh shit sorry wrong person

hb: screw you

lolllllllllllllllllll

Prior to this she flaked on a date.

We were suppose to kick it tuesday and so she cancelled cause she don't have a car to come otu and plus her parents are strict very cultural. she always talks about this new movie that's coming out and how bad she wants to see it (i used it against her).

So teh conversation was this:

hb: sorry can't kick it on tuesday

me: Thats' fine, I'm actually at the theaters with my friend watching (named the movie she likes).

hb: you jerk.

me: huh?

hb: thats my favorite movie and you went to see it with a girl?

me: don't worry we only saw 10 minutes of it, she asked me to take her home cause she left the stove on, and we decided tos tay at her house and watch some random movie.


I don't know why but that really lit a fire under her ass and she kept texting me all day long but i ignored her texts.

and then at 12:30 am, text her and said "i am very tired, and going to bed"


lmao
wow, definitely using that 1!
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Haha threads on texting are awesum! keep it up :)

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