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miiiiichael
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woahh. props to that!
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charliedontsurf
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know how stupid you have to be to fuck a random chick without a condom


About this stupid:

Scientologist-----Retard-----Me----------5th grader

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The whole story sounds like something I would see in a porno


Why do people think this sounds like a porno? What kind of pornos have psycho bitches who were most likely sexually abused when they were kids? Wait...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha i laughed so hard when i read about your tires. Dude that is a hilarious story, she shit tested you with the "oh so i look like a hooker" comment and you passed with flying colors, however she lead the encounter, it was a case of fools mate, rare, but every once in a blue moon you run into a chick who just want it, keep approaching and gaming, good work man
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d mid
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha i laughed so hard when i read about your tires. Dude that is a hilarious story, she shit tested you with the "oh so i look like a hooker" comment and you passed with flying colors, however she lead the encounter, it was a case of fools mate, rare, but every once in a blue moon you run into a chick who just want it, keep approaching and gaming, good work man
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patrick_Bateman wrote:
Sounds like a load of shit to me. I don't know how stupid you have to be to fuck a random chick without a condom. The whole story sounds like something I would see in a porno. 7 Posts ftw...


Nah, plenty of guys would hit that raw just like he did. Especially at the end of a night full of failed attempts at picking up chicks. Its hard to think first if youre thinking with your penis.

She was obviously some kind of pron star or stripper who'd pretty much fcuk anybody and probably had a slew of STDs from the last 9001 guys she did that with.

"Hate to sound sleasy but tease me, I don't want it if its that easy." -2Pac.
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seduction82
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good work
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possibly one of the funniest reports i've ever read, nice one man Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bitch shields are the worst. Next time I sarge I'm going to neg a random girl like you did and see where things head.

And yeah, wear a condom, to be safe for sure.
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Adilinar
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know to actually applaud this, or to be sorry....
But all of this guys posts seem to be like from a movie, or some kind of fantasy, or he just picks up plain sluts, if they actually happen.
But if this things actually happened, you're on your way to STD heaven ...
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Adilinar
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know to actually applaud this, or to be sorry....
But all of this guys posts seem to be like from a movie, or some kind of fantasy, or he just picks up plain sluts, if they actually happen.
But if this things actually happened, you're on your way to STD heaven ...
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Bombshellbrunette
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha man your a lucky guy. i think it was just pure luck! Very Happy
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Sand Tiger
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I call major bullshit, but then again I fingered/got head from a girl I met at a concert. Nice job with no condom. Hope you catch something Twisted Evil
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worldly
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... My BS detector is going throught the roof on this one. Something is definately fabricated or very just wrong with this story.

As suggested earlier...

I think you should wear connies for at least a few months, ive heard alot of girls infected with HIV, Hep C etc. will actually go out of their way to anger fuck guys who say mean things to them to get them infected.

The fact she would do it in a sex shop and wouldn't make you put a dinger on. Mannn....If you wanna go bang sluts then don't go spreading that shit around with the nice aus girls.
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Athar
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bullshit detector does not go off on this. The HIV detector however...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds pretty real, why would he lie to use anyways??? i
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