Ok guys,

so this my first report on girls and shit test.

I met this girl through a friend in a pub and she seemed cool a little geeky but cool. So I created some attraction but she was giving ioi's to my friend and I as soon as we walked in and we were less receptive so we controlled the frame from the beginning. I neg her and I find out she has a 1.5 year bf but I'm not fazed, I like a challenge. So I fluff with her for a bit, she's got a dog, I say I love dogs and that I especially like the breed she has, so I say that I gotta take her dog for a walk. I neg, dhv and tell her she's not might type. I can see she's interested. So when my friend and I are about to leave I pass her the phone and she enters her number, boom! Easy...

I wait 24 hours because I want to keep her hooked as she has a bf. And then we develop some convo.

Me:
Hey, so when am I gonna take your dog for a walk?x

Girl:
Who is this?! Haha x

Me:
(Her name) you told me you weren't drunk last night!x

Her:
Oh hahahaha I remembeeer. Anytime we can go to the park when its not raining xx

Her again:
What's your full name? Wana add you on fb xx

Me:
You won't find me on it, I deleted it a while ago.x

Me again:
You free this weekend?x

Her:
Well I've got two exams on monday so not doing much. What were you thinking? Btw... I'm really embarrassed but I'm really bad at spelling and am sure I've speltyour name wrong....... Help me out x

Me:
To go for a walk in the park with me. Ha, how have you spelt it?x

Her:
No I'm embarrassed. Don't worry haha. Yeah the park I will bring my nutter of a dog! What are youdoing SPAM? Like plans for gap yah? X

Me:
Haha.. Don't be! Get up to anything crazy today?x

Her:
(her attempt at spelling my name).

Her again:
Are you around?

(I call her, no reply.)

Her again:
Ah I didn't hear my phone! Wanted to go for a crepe :(x

(I got out to meet my friends later that week, I'm waiting in london for them and I call to organise the weekend with her, I immediately ftc and tell her I've only got 5 mins as I'm waiting for my friends. she's being really stupid and giggling and telling I sound awkward on the phone, I know I don't because my inner game is strong. I ask her if she's still wants to meet up in park, she tells me she'll have to let me know later as she has exams to revise for, I tell her. She needs to tell me sooner rather than later because I have plans, she says that she will let me know. So I tell her that we'll do it another time as I think her exams are more important and I'm showing that I don't care really about seeing her that weekend. She says no and she wants to see me because she will need a break. I tell her that another time is better, when she has no exams. She then burst in to the giggling fit again and starts telling me I sound so awkward, its a shit test. She wants to control the frame. I've had enough! I hang up. I know she'll be pissed, she might treat her bf that way but not me! I know her games.

Her:
What the fuck!!

Me:
Friends came, talk to you when your in a less giggley mood.. Study hard.x (luckily used the ftc at the beginning ! So I can end the convo whenever I need to)

Her:
You awkward arsehole! I'm never speaking to you again you just hung up on me! Wtf!

(She's trying to reclaim control of the frame, again I'm a pua, she might treat her bf like this, but not me. I lay it down)

Me:
Hey (her name), I don't know if that's how you talk to your friends but you barely know me so next time you try and make friends try not insulting them before you get to know them..

Her:
Geez you're so uptight! Chill I was just joking x

Whilst typing this report on my blackberry I accidently resent a message to her when trying to copy the messages.

Me:
You free this weekend?x

Me sending a quick recovery within 3secs:
Sorry wrong person..

So that's how I've left it, I'm not calling her ever again, I'll bump into her again as we have the same friends, I look forward to the day we do. We'll see who's awkward! Ha!!

One last thing, my best friend starts getting messages from her telling him that I was swearing at her and that apparently I called her ugly, my best friend who's my wing knows the whole deal about her messages and reckons because she has a bf she might be getting bored and she wants to see if she can mess other guys around, I think that its a pretty fair assumption.

Lets me know what you guys think!

Thomas crown