So this particular field report will be a collaboration of me and my wing. its pretty long, so go grab ya coffee, or tea, or blunt, or drink or w/e it is u want, kick back, and enjoy:
My roommate and I have been thinking of different ways to polish our game, so on halloween night, we decided to take up this challenge we read on here in a different thread. here's the url for more info:
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Its basically where you and your wingman take turns picking out targets for the other person and giving them ridiculous openers that they must use.
Many times guys tend to over-think their openers, attempting to devise this whole master scheme of seduction that is sure to work. Problem is, while they're busy thinking, their sets are busy leaving and the sets blown before it ever began, giving rise to that quintessential AFC question "what if?".
This game doesn't give yourself time to second guess, or think in general. Its quick, its dirty and it will keep you on your feet at all times. Plus it gets rid of that AA (approach anxiety), the feeling we all felt at one point or another. So here's some of the things that happened:
To start off the game we decided to play a round of rock-paper-scissors. My roommate (wing) lost, so he had to go first. So I noticed this girl walking in front of us in a Jasmine-from-Aladdin type pants, that were skin tight. She also appeared to not be wearing any underwear. So I pointed out to my roommate his target and gave him the first line of the night, "Can I please grab your ass?" lol. I'll let him explain what happened:
"Dick move bro" but i couldnt back out now.. I was feelin good and talkin major shit so it was time to shine bright.. as soon as he finished I rushed right up and without hesitation fed her the line..
my first mistake
later i learned to add a little more build up before hitting her with my wing's many sexually aggressive openers of the night ... its not cheating.. its strategy (teriyaki here: no its somewhat cheating in my book. lol. its supposed to be at least one of the first things you say, if not the first).
This is how the first crash and burn went:
Me: miss i must say you are looking wonderful.. can i please grab your ass?
Jasmine: uhhhhh no that is way out of line
Me: your right im sorry its just that i figured since you werent wearing any panties and you put on these skin tight pants that you were just begging for it.. my mistake
Jasmine: (turning to her nurse friend) can you believe this guy?
Nurse: Did you really think she would let you do that? You can leave now
Me: (it was time to eject) woa woa it was a simple question chill.. and you know what the funny thing is?
Both: what?
Me: Nothing will compared to what I just said, no matter what every other guy says to her tonight... especially dressed like that.. so just consider it a warm up (big smile).. carry on ladies
I did manage to get a forced smile out of the target but the other was clearly upset (jealous maybe?) Either way it had gone perfectly according to plan and I was not even upset or depressed i was just laughing my ass off with my wing.. I was addicted to this game already... and even better...
it was my turn
Soon as we got to the party I noticed this attractive indian with a sexy gangster/slut/pimp costume talking to two other guys.. i was looking to get my wing back real good so i pointed her out and gave him his opener: "I cant seem to figure it. Are you supposed to be a pimp or a whore?". lets see what he does:
so it was my first set of the night, and oh was i ready.
i had noticed one of the guys in the set was a dude i saw him standing by me earlier. i hoped he would recognize me (later he would know that was his mistake). the guy was standing with his back towards me, and the 2nd guy, i'm assuming his friend, was standing on his left. the target, straight in front of dude 1. So i go in. I come up behind the guy, and run into his right shoulder, slightly obviously, but quickly turned to him and proceeded to give him a handshake like we were boys.
me(to the dude): its poppin tonight huh?
dude 1: hell yea man
me(turn to target): hey, i was just wondering, are you supposed to be a pimp or whore?
gangster/slut/pimpHB: idk really.
me: wait, wait, you don't kno what you are?
gangster/slut/pimpHB: haha, i was going for gangster maybe. what are you supposed to be? (IOI??)
me: you can't guess? look at me?
gangster/slut/pimpHB (checks me up and down): idk what you are either.
me: man, you suck at this costume thing!
gangster/slut/pimpHB: i kno, its bad. so what are you then?
me: i'm not really wearing a costume.
during this whole time, i couldn't help but notice how i shut the other 2 dudes out. her attention was completely focused on me. her body language had turned her to where her back was to them. i just AMOG-ed the shit outta them. and it felt good.
at this point, my wing came in to check on me, and asks, "have you seen scarlet?" this is our code. if i need his help, i'd say "no, i haven't. but come meet my friends...blah and blah" so he can disarm and i can isolate. but in this case, it was for game purposes so i didnt need him. so i told him, "yea, i think she went that way...w/e" so i turned back to the girl. she had been dancing the whole time. we talked for a little more, i got her name, and ejected to go find my friend and told her i'd find her later.
Round 1 done.
The night had started out way better than we had imagined. We were fearless now and we approached so many girls that its hard to remember every thing so we won't go into detail. but here are some of the openers that had come up through the night:
"do you think this is a good song for us to make love to?"
"look at you guys, legs all open. y'all must be beggin for it!"
"that's the ugliest costume i've seen all night"
"i've never noticed how aggressive guys are. i say that because i was walking at the park and i didn't know there was like this gay pride festival going on, and i was getting hit on, and i felt very comfortable"
"based on what i'm wearing, if we were in bed, what would be the first thing you would take off"
"you look really horny" to the girl with devil horns
"i see that maid costume, how good can you clean with your mouth?"
"what are you supposed to be" to girl in elf costume "well i'm the grinch, and i came to steal you from your friends"
"Like that hat. how good do you think you could ride me cowgirl?" to girl in cowboy hat
there are some others, but we can't remember them to save our lives.
We both had our highlights of the night. my wing's highlight lead him to a number close. it was a chain reaction to a line I gave him. the line was directed to a short girl dancing by herself. the line, "you know i have a height limit. sorry, you don't make it."
After delivering the opener, I wasnt sure i would ever be able to bounce back from it. However, to my surprise, she took it really well.. in fact it went so well that she stopped dancing, pulled a 180 towards me, and started giving me major kino.. I was sort of in shock by her sexual aggression (doesnt happen every day u know) and i couldnt muster up anything to follow so i wasted no time and began dancing with her. As Shorty was unsuccessfully trying to grind on me I noticed her stunning Persian friend giving it good to some guy.. What was weird was that she was staring at me while doing it so I directed my attention to her and we eye-fucked for a good 10 seconds! (Ahhh what jealousy will do to a girl)
i had to act fast
Next opportunity i got i asked Shorty to introduce me.. Right away Persian could not help but grab at me and pull me into her. Once i was in i began running some DHV routines and suggested she show me her moves.. After a solid 10 minutes she complained that it was too hot so i took her by the hand and led her outside where i developed more rapport and eventually number closed. It felt good knowing i had controlled the situation from beginning to end. In playing the game i was also able to realize that sometimes all it takes is for a lil spontaneity to open a woman in way that provokes a response. Even if what you say is ridiculous.
one of my highlights of the night came from my first set, when i AMOG-ed that one dude. It was a good feeling. Plus, it was the first time i've actually approached a mix set and now that i've done it, i dont feel awkward doin it again. another hight light came from an opener I was givin by my wing. the target was a really tall blonde girl (def taller than me). i had to go up and open with, "i know you're tall, but i bet i could rock your world." i was very surprised to her positive reaction. she laughed as if it was the funniest line she's heard all night, and then proceeded to ask questions (i took it an IOI). it almost amazes me at how easy approaching really it. most girls are pretty open to conversation it seemed, and they really enjoyed the more creative things they heard besides the normal "hi, i'm ________. what do you do? what else do you do? type questions.
The rest of the night played out well. Outside of the party, we talked to almost every girl we came across, not to pick up, but jus for the sake of being social. We met new people, and overall, i would consider it a successful night. until next time!
CHAT
