Let me see if I got this right!
At the Register (I need to keep it quiet so that the other workers do not think she is slacking off, and maybe she would not feel comfortable):
ME: This floss is really long, 50 m, how long do you think it lasts?
HER: I don't know, maybe one month. (I'm trying to guess what she would say)
ME: To tell you the truth I came to this drugstore because I think you are cute. I study here in CITY_NAME and if you write down your phone # on the receipt we could hang out.
I cannot predict what she would say next!!!! Maybe she would laugh at me and tell the others, in their native language, that I am hitting on her! I do not speak the language of the country where I am living, but people here speak English.
If she comes to ask if I need help:
ME: This floss is really long, 50 m, how long do you think it lasts?
HER: I don't know, maybe one month. (I'm trying to guess what she would say)
ME: I'm not sure if I buy the 50 m or the 25 m long one...
HER: The longer one is cheaper. (I'm guessing what she would say).
ME: Thanks for your help!.
You saved my day! Give me your phone # so that we can hang out.
HER: I cannot do that. [embarrassed]
ME: OK, I'm buying this 50 m floss.
ME(we are now at the register, if he is the one that comes to the register with me): So, still don't want to hang out?
HER: NO.
ME: OK.
Bye!
Alternative dialogue:
ME: Do you have XXXL condoms?
HER: [laughs] I don't think so.
ME: Wanna hang out with me?
HER: No, sorry.
Do you really think this XXXL condom line would work? How do I make it work?
Do you think those lines are good ones to use? Even though I do not see chances of success with them, I cannot think of anything that could be more effective!
What do you guys think about my openings?