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CaLib0i | PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:14 am | |
Offline | Member of MPUA Forum | | Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:39 am Posts: 156 Yahoo Messenger: bannana_q@yahoo.com AOL: PoohTangInnahMo Location: LA | I wanna share this with you guys....
ME: Lemme ask you a question. Which one is heavier a .lb of feathers or a .lb of lead?
GIRL: lead duh...
ME: Very Smart(sarcasm...be playful with it though, not a harsh one), now what's uR name?
GIRL: blah blah blah
ME(if she doesn't say a name): Yeah you'll probably get it wrong just like the lead and feathers question. (smile)
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ME(If she says a name): Nice to meet you, I'm [name]. I was worried you'd get that question wrong too.
I only tried this 3 times...so feel free to tweak it and make it better. I haven't gotten to the point where the girl says the correct answer. I wouldn't really know how to handle that. Any tips?
[CaLib0i]
PS: The correct answer is "They both weigh the same"
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Chikito | PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:13 am | |
Offline | MPUA Forum Zealot | | Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:51 am Posts: 316 | Ok that sounds so cheesy, no offense but any remotely intelligent chick that hears that will shut you down quickly as she knows your blatently picking her up.
Remember the whole point of the cold approach is to NOT telegraph intrest. Going straight from that too the names is pretty AFC too (again i mean no offense im just explaining) try and make it fun, stay away from the borring normal questions.
"Hey so im not going to ask your names, cus i doubt ill remember them tomorow anyway... so your tweedledee and your tweedledum." _________________ Ratio theroy...
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CaLib0i | PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:06 am | |
Offline | Member of MPUA Forum | | Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:39 am Posts: 156 Yahoo Messenger: bannana_q@yahoo.com AOL: PoohTangInnahMo Location: LA | hmm...I think I should just try this as openers on phone game.
thx for the advice btw
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LuckyMan | PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:12 am | |
Offline | MPUA Forum Addict | Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:23 pm Posts: 274 | that may work, but everybody knows the answer to that one. now if you asked what would hit the ground first, like so
LuckMan: K, me and my friend were having an Argument and we were hoping you could resolve it for us
HB: ya sure
LuckyMan: If you were to drop a lb. of feathers and a lb. of bricks, which one would fall first?
HB: (doesn't matter what she says)
LuckyMan: (argue against her, if she says same time, say aerodynamically the feathers would float, if she says bricks, than say that the feathers are one mass, and so it wouldn't matter about aerodynamics) this will DHV and show you are intellegent.
HB:(probally will keep argueing)
LuckyMan: just transition, ask something like "were you a bird in your previous life" or "were you a lb. of bricks?"
HB:(giggles) well...
LuckyMan:(go into spiritatually and such)
now that's how to demonstrate DHV in your opener, your intelligant, and you know how to take control.
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CaLib0i | PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:38 am | |
Offline | Member of MPUA Forum | | Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:39 am Posts: 156 Yahoo Messenger: bannana_q@yahoo.com AOL: PoohTangInnahMo Location: LA | that's great! I gotta try that one out
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