I keep having trouble not putting enough sexual substance into my texting. I dont know how and i dont know when its appropriate to do it.
Heres a text convo between me and this girl. Maybe you can help me out and tell me where i should have been more sexual and stuff...
Me: Hey dork, are you staying out of trouble
Her: Of course! Just running around in the rain
Me: Of course?? Pshh maybe i should be there to supervise
Her: We could watch the rerun of the premire of Jersey Shore together! I know your dying to see it
Me: I just picked my parent up from the airport!! Or we could totally watch a marathon of spongebob!!!!
Her: Spongebob over jersey shore?? I dont think so mister
Me: Clearly spongebob wins any day! Though id consider giving JS a second shot.. Only if i was with you though!
Her: I dont know... I wouldnt want to distract you from the awesomeness that is jersey shore
Me: Hahah see you just admitted that your the distraction!
Her: ....no comment
(we have this inside joke that we kept distracting each other, aka flirting. And she always denies it)
Me: haha im soo exhausted from my bike ride
Her: how far did you go? And did you take your senior pic already?
Me: I went 35 miles on some really challenging hills! I havent gotten them take yet, my friend is taking them in september. Have you??
Her: Mine are saturday and I cant find anything to wear, im trying on clothes right now but all that i like is a white dress thats really low cut
Me: Oooh send me a pic!
Her: (she sent me a pic)
Me: thats really pretty!
Her: Aw thanks
but mom says its too low for pictures so i have to keep looking. What are you doing?Me: Well good luck finding something to wear! Im falling asleep here and gotta work again tomorrow. So im gonna go to bed. Sweet dreams!!
Her: night night