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Author:  phangan [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Shit test thread

Lets put down shit tests and how we would pass them:

HB: You can't handle me.

PUA: Who said I want to handle you?
PUA: That's a shit test. You're attracted to me.
PUA: If I could handle your mother, I can handle you.

Shit test for next person to respond to:

"You're a player, I heard that line before"

Author:  LD [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Shit test thread

Quote:

"You're a player, I heard that line before"
You are right, now play with me.

Next test: Do you talk like that to all women?

Author:  phangan [ Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:42 am ]
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PUA: "No, only to women who are XXXX" [callback neg / cold read]
PUA: "Your mom" (default shit test answer)


Next: Where are you taking me, I'm not going to sleep with you.

Author:  pumpington [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:29 am ]
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just give a girl the are you serious look, don't say anything and stare her down until she kills tension

Author:  TheMagicalHindu [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:43 am ]
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Quote:
Next: Where are you taking me, I'm not going to sleep with you.
Oh (sad face), I'm sorrry... I was just being nice, I hope I didn't get your hopes up, I don't want to be with you.

Next Test: That guys cutee!

Author:  0uch [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:29 am ]
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Her: That guy is cute

PUA: I agree, you guys would make awesome babies, (pause and wait for her to respond) awesome enough to win the Special Olympics.


Next shit test: Your shirt is gay


Some of these are tease, rather then shit test but I will play along.

Author:  lolaskate [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:11 pm ]
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just give a girl the are you serious look, don't say anything and stare her down until she kills tension
60 yoc?

Author:  phangan [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:51 pm ]
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Next Test: That guys cutee!
What I would do is take her to him and say "hey dude, this is my little sister she wanted to say hi, but she is a little slow".

Here is an actual shit test I had to go thru 20 times with the same girl over and over again, WHILE making out with her:

"PUA..........Would you like to kiss me?"

If you say yes - you come off as needy.
If you say no - you come off as a jerk.

What would you do?

Author:  phangan [ Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:53 pm ]
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Next shit test: Your shirt is gay
I know - I started wearing it so girls don't hit on me as much, it became really hard for me to walk down the street without being stopped every 2 minutes by some chick garbing my balls.

Next - "PUA... would you like to kiss me?" (read above)

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