Here is what I say: "Its not big, at best its average. But it has skills and looks. And has a perfect small bend to the left." Then I laugh
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| Author: | Chris2k10 [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | When they ask you your dick size! You say this: |
"Depends on how horny I am." It leaves them in suspense and creates more sexual tension. |
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| Author: | Deadeyexx [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:06 pm ] |
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That's a good one I like "3 inches..... from the floor" |
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| Author: | Chris2k10 [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:33 pm ] |
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Quote: That's a good one
Or if you really want to be a pervert and raise up that sexual tension you could say, "3 inches away from your mouth because you have a pretty face". Say that in a serious and seductive tone WITHOUT trying to sound sarcastic or cocky.
I like "3 inches..... from the floor" |
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| Author: | 0uch [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:19 pm ] |
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lol, the first one is still the best. |
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| Author: | KayB [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:54 pm ] |
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Here is what I say: "Its not big, at best its average. But it has skills and looks. And has a perfect small bend to the left." Then I laugh
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| Author: | Chris2k10 [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:55 pm ] |
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Quote: Here is what I say: "Its not big, at best its average. But it has skills and looks. And has a perfect small bend to the left." Then I laugh
That doesn't get you the pussy though. Making a girl laugh doesn't make her horny.
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| Author: | here2play [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:48 am ] |
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those are all pretty cute but I hate to burst your bubble but has anyone actually had a real female ask them how big your dick is. I am 47 years old. I was a single guy playing the field untill I was 31, then had a traditional monogamous marriage for 10 years and now my wife and I have been active swingers for about half a dozen years. I have probably dated, made out with or had sex with well over 100 women and I have never once had a single one of them ever ask me how big my dick is. I read Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column quite a bit and think he is 100% on the money when he says that it is straight men that are obcessed with dicks and penis size. Women may like the sensations of being fucked by dicks and may even prefer one size/shape over another but dicks and dick size is not part of their selection process nor is it part of their attraction process. Those are all cute lines and they may get you a chuckle when some GUY mentions your dick some how but the chances of any actual female asking you about it is pretty slim. |
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| Author: | CountRedRover [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:51 am ] |
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"Depends- How bigs your mouth?" >>always gets good results |
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| Author: | vicparkguy83 [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:32 am ] |
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Quote: those are all pretty cute but I hate to burst your bubble but has anyone actually had a real female ask them how big your dick is. Yes, twice.
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| Author: | Kalel [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:24 am ] |
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A buddy of mine used to say "It's a good size, but it's the prettiest penis you'll ever see". It's such an odd comment to make about your penis, that it grabs their curiosity, and they feel like they have to see it. |
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| Author: | Ryan Black SashaPUA [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:27 am ] |
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I've never had a girl ask me this either. I know full well it means very little (unless it's extremely tiny or extremely large, both of which can be unpleasant). If you can get a girl to cum using one finger, then how can it possibly matter how big it is? Also the average length of a vagina to the cervix is 5 inches, and you can hit the g-spot by just going 2-3 inches in. I think most guys can comfortably hit that! Don't worry about it! Focus on great technique and arousing her mentally as well as physically, and you'll likely be the greatest lover she's ever had, regardless of size. |
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| Author: | Sixpounder [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:56 am ] |
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Quote: those are all pretty cute but I hate to burst your bubble but has anyone actually had a real female ask them how big your dick is.
Once when I was in high school, well, twice if you count her friend asking me to confirm the size... That one led to an actual size sketch on one of the desks in the psychology classroom, haha.If someone asks you this question, I don't see the need to be all cutesy about it and throw out some line, you're just going to sound like you're evading the question. If I were going to say anything that wasn't the size, it would be something along the lines of: "come back to my place and find out." |
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| Author: | KayB [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:12 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: Here is what I say: "Its not big, at best its average. But it has skills and looks. And has a perfect small bend to the left." Then I laugh
That doesn't get you the pussy though. Making a girl laugh doesn't make her horny.Quote: has anyone actually had a real female ask them how big your dick is.
*Raises his hand* 
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| Author: | Psych3r [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:46 pm ] |
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I usually go with "Damn, you're nosey!" before I get right into it. If they say sorry and back off I ask what their cup size is. They never answer, but usually laugh and just asking agin. When I play enough with that, I just say honestly "its big, but not huge. Most say it's the perfect size" That does two things. One it paints an image of what they picture the perfect cock being, and two they assume you are lying and BSing that anyone commented onit. Often they will pry a little more to see if you are full of it or not, usually jokingly. When they flat out ask again (which they usually do) without jokes this time I just say "I'll put it this way, its big enough to fill you up and hit both the g-spot AND the deep spot" That usually sends them into all kinds of imagination scenarios in their head. Most of the time I just get "mmmmmm" in response. Or even better they ask "deep spot?" Then you just laugh and say "oh you never had a deep V orgasm??? damn, thats a shame" from there its usually a done deal. For me I'm not lying, but i doubt it would matter if I was. They just want to feel like there is this amazing experience they might possibly want to have if the situation presents itself. And now it's all about curiosity. Most girls like the idea of a "big cock" but the idea of a HUGE cock just scares them, because they assume it's going to hurt. |
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| Author: | vicparkguy83 [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:48 am ] |
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or you could just avoid all the cute answers and tell 'em ya actually size |
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