i made this really quick just for practice and im 18 years old and still a newbie, but i wanted to get you're guy's feedback. i left out all the kino and stuff that i would do naturally. this is just a list of some of the thing i would say while im not freestyling.
so here is my routine stack:
heyyyyyyyyy ! ! ! what is up ! ! ! ! !
You guys are the hottest..............social robots i've met...........in like the last 15 minutes.
time contrant : i would just abuse you guys for the rest of the night, but gotta go in a second cuz my friends are here, but you guys seem fun....i wanted to come over and say Hi.
How do you guys know each other ? .............You guys have that vibe like you've know each other forever
i can tell you guys are really good friends......... cuz you make the exact…. Same….
facial expression….and you guy’s constantly girl code each other…..it’s something only girls do.
okay for shits and giggles............if you had 15 minutes of fame how would you use it ?
HB: blah blah
OMG, i love that......we're so gonna make that happen.............but what if you get more attention then me ?.........i cant even hang out with you now.
You know I think you're cute............ Like in a little sister kind of way ...........i'm going to adopt you as my new lil sister..... .........we could bake cakes and climb trees together and stay up late watching Disney movies.
Im not too sure about you ..........your personality is puzzling..........I just can't put all the pieces together...........your either the coolest girl ever, or a complete dork......I cant figure it out.
if one of them is talking alot : okay miss talk alot over here................I love that about you.........its like there's a google of information within you and your just trying to get it all in at once
you have ADD, yes ?...................have you not been taking you're riddlin ?
cold read : i bet you used to always get detention.
okay, tell me this............what's the most trouble you ever gotten in at school ?
Omg you are sooo bad..........it would never work out between us........we're to much alike.............we would wreak too much havoc together............were like two opposite sides of a magnet.........it would cause a glitch in the matrix.
if she is acting sassy : "you're so sassy..........i like that..........you're like Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!"
i bet you were the girl who used to throw bark at me in elimentary.
you play a good act, but i know there's a princess Unicorn in there somewhere.
Do you know what I’m gonna do with you……I’m gonna take you on my magic
carpet…..and were gonna go flying all over Africa…chasing Kangaroo’s…… now
they don’t even have kangaroo’s in Africa….but were gonna do it…..because
anything’s possible in my world.
when she's looking at you : NO don't look at me like that..........it's like you're raping me with you're eyes ! ! !
you know what........ now that i think about it.....you are absolutly adorable................it's too bad you're not my type.
i'm genetically disposed to only be attracted to blonds with pink highlights and purple contacts........do you know anyone that fits this description ?.................ohhh and she has too be half human half animal............intil i find this perfect woman there'll be a void in my heart.
I meen okay foreal ........you’re a very beautiful girl….but Beauty is very common, look around there’s
lots of beautiful women here, it’s something their either born with or buy, what counts
is what you make of yourself, but you know having a great outlook and just an energy
vibe around them…………you know you’ve got a great smile, I can tell that
underneath all that…….. you’re probably a good person.
Im so drawn to you, it's the wierdest thing................why are you so addictive ?
Kiss close:
I'm tying so hard not to kiss you right now.................okay from a scale from 1 -10 how good of a kisser are you ?............lets find out.
Number close :
You are so fun and friendly............we have to hang out some time.............you're giving me you're number !
