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| Author: | phangan [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Funny one liners thread |
I'll start, would be nice if each of us can add a good one. They don't have to be super funny, just playful, things to throw around in the first hour or two of the interaction. "Can I ask you a very, very personal question? "Ok....." "Do you like blue cheese?" |
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| Author: | lolaskate [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:48 am ] |
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My parents used to beat me, can i have your number? |
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| Author: | phangan [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:05 pm ] |
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? |
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| Author: | twisted pigeon [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:10 pm ] |
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I was asked in a supermarket, "What grooming products do you use ?" The woman was a bit surprised when I said "Sweets, puppies.. that sort of thing !" T.P |
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| Author: | meezy89 [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:49 pm ] |
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Me "What word does a feminist hate the most?" Girl "idk" Me "blowjob" |
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| Author: | EddieFews [ Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:37 pm ] |
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girl; I have a Bf Guy: aww really? :/ how long have u had that problem? gets em everytime |
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| Author: | Pokee [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:20 am ] |
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I actually watched a friend of mine say this to an HB8 who thought she was HB10. The ultimate neg for a guy who don't give a f**k. guy- hey, can i smell your panties? girl- hell no! guy- oh, it must be your feet then! I haven't laughed so hard ever! makes me lol just typing it! btw, she couldn't say shit to comeback, she just turned and stormed off. |
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| Author: | Pokee [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:06 am ] |
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girl- I have a bf me- i'm not a therapist, i don't care about your problems |
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| Author: | phangan [ Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:29 am ] |
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haha, good ones. Keep them coming. BF lines are great. Whenever a girl tells me she is a lesbian I go into a "lets find a girl for both us / threesome" routine... they are usually into it. |
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