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| Author: | Torn Stitch [ Mon May 16, 2011 6:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Best voicemail greeting? |
Hey, I have been looking around this forum for the past few days and have learned ALOT of valuable things to say the least. Quick question though. I currently have a boring and regular voicemail greeting and want it to come off more confident and be more of a DHV. What is the best/most effective way to do this? Thanks everyone! |
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| Author: | Captain Morgan [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:15 pm ] |
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"Hey, you have reached "so and so," I am glad you called. Now, I think you should repent of your sin and allow the Lord Jesus Christ to come into your heart. Have a great day and talk to you soon!" Works for me every time!lol (Sarcasm off) |
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| Author: | Feek [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:40 pm ] |
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I'm sure there are tons of things you can say on your greeting that are great, but personally, I just leave the default message on my greeting. The most I'd ever do is something very simple like "Leave a message". I just don't have the time to sit around and think of a super-neato message that people will, like, totally love. |
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| Author: | Harkness [ Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best voicemail greeting? |
Quote: Hey, I have been looking around this forum for the past few days and have learned ALOT of valuable things to say the least. Quick question though. I currently have a boring and regular voicemail greeting and want it to come off more confident and be more of a DHV. What is the best/most effective way to do this? Thanks everyone!
That's a good question, Tom.Most people focus about the voicemail message that they leave, but rarely do they utilise the potential DHV power that a good, cocky/funny or confident voicemail can possess. A good, strong voice will help remind the girl that you're the prize in this situation. That being said, I actually got a voice actor to set up mine. It's a variation of a DHV voicemail someone from Venusian arts came up with. If you've got a girl friend with a great sultry voice, by all means go for it, but the voice actress I hired only charged $5. The message she gave me goes like this; "You’ve reached [Insert name]'s mobile. He’s a little TIED UP at the moment *giggle* leave a message and he’ll get back to you when he’s FREE." Great DHV, though it may have repercussions if she thinks she's the only girl you're seeing. If that's the case, you can respond with; 1) [Non-chalantly] "Oh, that's an old message from an ex. Hey, want to make a new one?" 2) [Cocky/funny] "Ahaha, THAT time..." 3) [Context; I live in Australia, and the actress had a American accent. I had also complained previously to the friend in question that the American girls I had been with were all very self-centred.] "Remember when I said I hated American girls? I lied..." (Big shit-eating grin works here too. Extra points for briefly gazing off with a reverie look that says "fond memories"...) |
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| Author: | Il-Cavalieri [ Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best voicemail greeting? |
I usually leave the default message, but if you want something flashy, try something like: "Hi, you've reached Your Name's phone. For rough sex, press 1. For any other business, call someone else." |
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