On a first date would it be benificial to drop in a few of the sentences below?
If they are done at the right time and not overused, would the girl think they are funny or would they go against me?

•Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
•Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
•Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
•Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
•I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
•Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
•Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
•You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
•I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
•You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
•Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

Would these count as being funny or would i just come off as corny and lame?