ok i seen this girl last night that i use to talk to havnt seen her in awhile....the hb8 voice was kinda gone she could barely talk she went to a concert the night before anyway we talked about when we were back in highschool..i teased her about a teacher we use to have that was a lady that sounded like a man her name was miss horselee(kinda funny)..but anyways i was thinking i would text her tonight and say "hey miss horselee you look pretty good for a 70yr old english teacher"
Do you guys think that would be a good opener for a text? and should i text her tonight or wait?

Although the textmessage is funny, it is not challenging/negging.


I suggest : "hey there is a singing contest going on in Pub A, and I need a barry white sound-a-like . Need your amazing voice here to crush the others.....if you dare !"